straight crazy turdfucker 

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.

I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

straight crazy turdfucker by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

Straight Woman

A straight woman is an extremely rare creature, not much is know about them, due to the fact that they have never been seen before. Many people don’t believe they exist

Wow Jeff, your pet dinosaur is about as real as a straight woman.

Straight Woman by Mr.Napkin December 27, 2020

Straight Charm 

When you hook up with a girl at a party, that isn't drunk or high. You use straight charm to get with her.

Johnny : Hey i was at this bombing party and all the chicks were drunk as hell. They were so easy to hook up with.
Josh: Thats messed up, if ur a true playa you would use straight charm.
Johnny : yeah i know, i wish i was like you dad. haha

Straight Charm by John guy March 9, 2008

straight no chaser 

Literally meaning an alcoholic beverage without any added drink mixer, it's also used for anything presented purely without frills.

1. "I swear to you. He took fifteen shots of rum. Straight no chaser."

2. "I bought it online without a contract, straight no chaser."

straight no chaser by MechaZain October 18, 2009

straight butt sex 

1. The act of a man inserting his penis into a womans ass. Not to be confused with gay butt sex.

2. (Rare) The act of a woman inserting a dildo into a man's ass. This is considered to be a form of gay butt sex in some circles.

1. Harry was tired of Sarah's loose vagina so he decided to stick it in her butt for some straight butt sex.

2. Sarah rammed the 10 inch blue dildo up Harry's ass for some straight butt sex that some would consider kinda gay.

straight butt sex by Harry Zonka October 19, 2008

straight basil 

-A description of somthing that is rediculously cool.
-A way of explaining the awesomeness of a certain subject/object.

Buddy: "Man that public speaker was alright I guess."

You: "Dude that girl was straight basil!"

straight basil by DaBri and the ComebackKid January 9, 2008

Straight romantic 

Taken from bi-romantic or panromantic.
It's a straight kid who isn't sexually attracted to the opposite sex. Just romantically. Someone who finds sex a little gross, and doesn't like sexual intercourse.

Would rather just kiss and cuddle, rather than give a blowjob and get fingered.

Boy: Are you a lesbian?
Girl: No.
Boy: Are you bi sexual?
Girl: No.
Boy: Oh, cool so you're straight.
Girl: Yes. But I'm A straight romantic.

Straight romantic by loveeverytimelittlechild November 23, 2010