Sniper Noobs

When you are playing a FPS and everyone on your team decides to become a sniper, leaving you alone to assault the objective. Usually employed when you are on a team with kids younger than 16 that cannot play the game well enough to get a kill with any other weapon, other than a high powered, long range, Rifle, that they can sit in the bushes with and take pot shots at people with. Usually, these people Brag about how good they are at the game when they really just use the most over powered weapon in the game, to camp with and shoot at unsuspecting gamers.

Well.... I was playing BF:BC2 and I rushed down the hill to set a charge. When i realized that i had no team mates with me. Sure enough i got owned and tea bagged by the enemy, while they rushed up the hill and spawn camped us, because the Sniper Noobs decided not to help me, win.
Eventually we lost 2 to 2000

by Delta7687658 October 11, 2010

Imaginary Sniper

Somewhat along the lines of a hand gun, it is an invisible sniper that you take out of it's invisible case. You assemble it and pretend to shoot someone. Afterwards, you dissaseble it and put it back in it's case. Invented by Jon Lancaster.

Me- where's your imaginary sniper?
Jon- opens invisible case and makes increasingly weird hand gestures and shoots me

by MaximumOverdrive January 21, 2009

Diaper sniper

A pedafile that hides in the trees and bushes.

Don't use that playground. The cops spotted a diaper sniper in the woods.

by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017

STUPER

The conjunction of the words "stupid" and "super." The word is most appropriately used when defining someone or something to be of the greatest value of super. Stupid is not derogatory in this sense, but rather acts as a synonym for "crazy" or "extreme."

This word can be both motivating as well as sarcastic.

Motivating: "Billy, you got the highest grade in the entire class. You did a "stuper" job!"

Sarcastic: "Billy, I just ran a 16.8 in the quarter mile with my 93' civic!" Billy: "Hmm...you're "stuper" quick."

by MIK3 October 22, 2007

stupervisor

somebody who is stupid as heck and thinks he is the boss

Bo is a stupervisor

by tarafly October 15, 2009

playground sniper

A person (Most likely male) who typically visit playgrounds- not to watch the kids, but to take them. Their one goal in life is to get the highest amount of kids chained to their basement walls.

That tall black dude is for sure a playground sniper.

by RayIsMyRealName April 4, 2023

Sniper

When giving it to a girl from behind (anally or vaginally) the male, when close, feigns orgasm and spits on the girls back to trick her into turning her head back at him where he proceeds to loose his baby batter directly in her face.

When I have break up sex I always have to bust that bitch a sniper!

by Pragmatist August 8, 2005