Terlesky 'stache

1. a lame, 80s-style mustache often seen on mullet-heads or other unattractive men, a la John Terlesky, the B movie actor famous for roles in terrible movies like the All Nighter and Deathstalker 2.

Yo, did you see that guy's Terlesky 'stache? He looks like such loser.

by L Wrong Hubbard November 30, 2009

Cop Stache

A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.

Never trust a cop without a mustache! Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!

by MyAlergies July 29, 2007

Charity Stache

A mustache grown out by a man for a specific cause or awareness, usually a charity. It can also refer to a situation in which a man pledges to shave off the mustache he wears regularly if a certain variable is met.

1. Guy: What is that?
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.

2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Siechtum

Siechtum is a Industrial EBM project, by mich (und meinem menschkind Joachim Sobasik.) We make really good music, ranging from harsh EBM to dance EBM. We like to make music to releave stress in our long days of working at the chocolate factory. I'm also in a project, other than Siechtum, called L`ame Immortelle. We are really cool, and the girl in the band, Sonja, forces me to buttfuck her everynight. Sometimes I just like to get away from it all (because it hurts putting your cock in some obese girls asshole) and make different music, called Siechtum, with Joachim Sobaziak.

Wir sind die winter unser zeit ein sturm der swango zum vert ein nicht wir sind die frying diese zeit wir sind die wright in dunkleheit.

by Thomas Rainer August 3, 2004

Chode Stach

a mustache which resembles the hair between a guys balls and his asshole

My boss, Shawn Shepler, is a classic CHODE STACH!

by former LB BEEZY March 12, 2003

pit stache

the type of moustache worn by heavy metal listeners that frequent the pit at a heavy metal concert. usually thin, it manifests as a shadow above the lip, somewhat akin to what a fifteen year old could grow.

"That guy has a pit stache. He must listen to Van Halen, brah."

by a. aab March 9, 2007

Bro-stache

A bro-stache is similar to a "trash-stache." It is a thin layer of peach fuzz type hair that is not fully grown into a full mustache yet. It derives from young latino boys ranging from the ages of 12-20. This age range of young latinos predominantly have these staches and call each other "bros," which is where the term "bro-stache" came from.

Morgan: Woh! Hey Steph, did you just see that kid with the sweet bro-stache?
Steph: Yeah, he looks like such white trash!

by Sammy Jack June 28, 2009