Status Moment

noun - When something happens in day-to-day life that's so notable that it's worth making a facebook status about.

Mark was petting his cat and it suddenly jumped on his crotch and started scratching him.

What a status moment!

by BenzoMay November 11, 2010

status-stalk

When you immediately get a phone call or text message from the same person EVERYTIME you update your status.

Meg: "I'm totally afraid to update my status on facebook now..."

Jill: "Why is that?"

Meg: "Every time I update it Joe calls or texts to comment on it... it's like he's status-stalking me."

by caranet July 8, 2009

stud status

When your game with respect to your ability to lure women into bed is always on point.

girl 1: Omg, look at Jeff over there, he's so damn fine.

girl 2: He's eternally on stud status.

girl 1: omg, look at Jeff over there, he's so damn fine.

girl 2: He's eternally on stud status.

by JayJay89 July 1, 2015

Status Crasher

When you completely ruin a very deep Facebook status or Tweet by saying something funny or ironic.

Lucy's status: "I love everything about you, from your head to your toes, you are my everything♥"

Sarah the Status Crasher: Love you too hun♥

by Graciebeebee123 October 19, 2010

viral status

A status that you write on Facebook, which gains several comments and likes, resulting in it showing up on your friends' "Top News" feeds. This, via The Mathew Effect, results in more comments and likes. (Plural: viral stati)

I posted the biggest viral status last night! It has 17 likes, 20 comments, and it's still counting! Go on Facebook; it's sure to be on your Top News.

by bemery October 21, 2010

status's block

Similar to writer's block; Where on social networking sites you can't think of anything interesting to write in your status.

Ugh! I think I have status's block right now! My life stinks like a pile of crap.

by FreshRealityLeadSinger July 8, 2009

Status Jacker

One who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it's 50% off Mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. Jacking the 'Status' of a wealthy person by means of knowing what shit is really worth.

Boss girl is such a status jacker. She just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. She's going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit L.C. Tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.

by Statusjacker April 26, 2017