SmartAss-Like

When perusing someone's facebook and you like someone's wallpost, comment, status, or etc. just to make them mad because it's obviously something you don't like.

My girlfriend left me for another guy, so when she changed her relationship status I definitely used a SmartAss-Like on that shit.

by TheOriginalSmartAss April 3, 2011

Smartasshole

Someone who uses their vast knowledge to piss people off.

Mike: Did you know that (insert annoying fact here)?
John: No, and I don't care. Your such a smartasshole.

by psudoe August 4, 2012

Smartassia

A newly discovered disease through discussion with fellow homosapians. It is only diagnosed upon self examination with agreement by colleagues or friends. It is the disease of the uncontrollable sense of being a smart ass. This disease is defined by the fact one cannot control the urges to act like a smart ass.

I made an abrupt comment similar to someone being a smart ass and I could not resist or stop myself. All of my life I have been called smart ass and smart alik. Upon self examination I realized I have been doing this for years and most likely suffering from smartassia. was also confirmed from my family smart ass who also suffers from this unlikely disease.

by brandaz888 June 6, 2013

Spartan Staring Contest

A staring contest between two Spartans. It is indeed the most intense of staring contests.

"What are Leonidas and Chief doing?"
"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."

by SpartansNeverDie December 26, 2013

smartassically

Having done something with the values of a smartass.
Adj./Adv.

Example:
Guy: I told her she was pretty. Smartassically at that.

smartass dick ass

by Shade the Wuff June 4, 2014

smartasseryness

the art of being a 'smart ass'.

The world would be so boring without 'smartasseryness'.

by WWShellzy November 16, 2014

Smartassaphobia

Fear of some douche bag correcting your grammar via text.

"Did you hear that Morgan got stabbed by Johnny for correcting his grammar in a group text?"

"Yeah but that skank had it coming, everyone knows that Johnny suffers from Smartassaphobia"

by Enrique Shockwave July 10, 2017