Spontanegrity

Genuine spontanaety. Inclusion of spontanaety and integrity. Opposite of forced or taught spontanaety which should never have been imposed on us by teachers who don't know their butts from. Well. You get the idea.

That hilarious conversation last night was an exercise in true spontanegrity.

by Vincent Van Dazzled February 25, 2019

Spundard

(N./adj.) A word that I just made up, so that you would ask about it, look this up, and then have to read it.

PRANKED!!

“Oh man, this is one spundard bunt cake you made today, Grandma!”

by Maverick_006 April 16, 2019

Spontaneous Combustion

When a male, typically going through adolescence, accidentally busts a nut for no reason.

Adam: Did you see what happened to Rick? We were in math and he accidentally cummed in his pants for no reason.
Dan: Shit bro, spontaneous combustion isn't it

by QueenOfRain April 16, 2019

Spontaneous Comblumpkin

Bursting into flames while getting sucked off and taking a shit at the same time.

"I'll be suing Joe for ruining my hairdo when he experienced spontaneous comblumpkin during our weekly meet-up in the gas station bathroom."

by squidge winkle April 18, 2019

Spontaneous

Just say Yes to going swimming

It was spontaneous but I went swimming!

by Why n0t?!? August 12, 2019

Spontaneosity

Staged and artificial pictures, videos and events that are played off as spontaneous

Your supposedly candid vacation selfies reek of spontaneosity

by Fuzzybuzzzz August 22, 2019

Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex

Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”

by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019