Spunk Drain

A person who specifically wants to be either covered in or filled with ejaculate.

"I hope that Spunk Drain doesn't get invited to the party, she'll be fucking and sucking all night."

by PJAD November 2, 2008

Spunk-lard

Pre-coital lubricant of the anus made from the fatty deposits found in sperm. Method:
1) Collect ejaculated sperm whilst still warm
2) Bring to boil
3) Simmer whilst fatty deposits rise to top
4) Drain away liquid
5) Leave fatty residue to cool and congeal
6) Once congealed, sculpt into required shape (usually a cock-shape)
7) Apply to arsehole

Spunk-lard me up before butt-fucking me big boy!

by Lunatic Fringe September 4, 2008

Spunk taped

When you cum on a magazine preferably a porn magazine and you can't open it up because the cum has sealed it.

When I saw Jenna Jameson in Playboy I cummed all over the magazine and when I came back a week later I couldn't open it because it was spunk taped.

by Crunk Magnum May 15, 2009

spunk sandwitch

the act of cumming inside a persons asshole and cheeks in other words filling the sandwich buns with your special sauce after you fill it with the meat

my girlfriend loves spunk sandwitches with a side of fries

by bob boberton April 13, 2015

Spunk Protection

Lip gloss or any other animal tested product that females apply to their lips to make foreign subtsnaces easily removable.

"Hey baby can I blow all over your face?"
"Yeah if you want to. Just let me put on some Spunk protection first"

by swerve the bird April 8, 2008

PM Spunk

PM Spunk

PM Spunk is a Visionary in the Fields of Writing, Poetry and Humorism

by HAZIK May 23, 2018

Monk Spunk

Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.

“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”

by Apparently January 13, 2021