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face spank

To slap someone's face with such force it makes the cheeks bright red and swollen like a regular spank does to one's behind.
She Wouldn't leave me alone so I Face Spanked her
by TEEG January 28, 2009
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monkey spank

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A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).
Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"
by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008
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Sprankton

noun

a disease you get from chewing too much.
by Mapipi Israelihahd September 25, 2018
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Spank Wangler

A term used for an amazingly good looking guy who is unfortunately a bit of a bungalow. For most girls the prospect of dating a Spank Wangler is not too attractive but having a one night stand is almost unavoidable, but kind of like riding a scooter... loads of fun but you wouldn't want your friends to see you.
Bunny: "Hey check out that guy over there, he's a total hotty."
Jane: "Yeah but he's trying to open that car door with his rabbit foot keyring"
Bunny: "Damnit, he's a total Spank Wangler"
by Bunny Phluff March 13, 2008
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Shrankhala

The verb or action of being in an Indian movie.
I know, its a Shrankhala
by xoxosnickers August 16, 2010
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spankerfanny

spankerfanny is a super hero of sorts. bad girls know him and good girls want to.
sport spanking, otk, good girl go everywhere, but bad girls get spanked, spankerfanny will warm your buns
by Hans Spankerfanny December 23, 2011
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spank stain

1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.

2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.

3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.

2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.

3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
by millrat08 November 22, 2013
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