Spooge Cannon

When you're spoogin',
yer oozin,
an ya can't stop gooin'
So point your poonin' at a gurl of yo choosin'
anduh giv 'er somethin' to chewin'
loco luccie buseie

Middle school girls in tights love da spooge cannon. Lation pride!

by MARIO December 8, 2004

Spoogie

(pn) A person, possibly bald-headed, whose nonsensical and pompous additions to conversation elicits images of ejaculate spewing from the top of their bulbous cranium.

Jack: What was Jeff going on about? Criticizing how you manage your people?

Mike: What does Spoogie ever talk about? I stop listening the minute he starts talking.

by Jackotrades August 21, 2009

Spoonless

Meaning lack of energy. Commonly used among sufferers of such conditions as EDS to describe how they are feeling.

Oh man, that trip to the shops knackered me, I'm now totally spoonless for the rest of the day.

by sozishere August 30, 2013

snoogle

when you nut in somebodys ass and they fart it back out into your mouth.

Nate: i was fucking this bitch and she snoogled in my mouth.

Kyle: what did it taste like
Nate: ovalteen
Kyle: NICE, THATS LEGIT!

by fagalbutt September 24, 2009

spooge

Homie, or Shorty Splat. That's dude, or girl cum, for youse non slanging retards.

Dammn.. Shorty spooged all over my face, and new shirt. Fuck...I'm out.

by Lord Navala July 28, 2003

Spooge Munging

It takes three people. Two living and one dead (usually female). One person performs oral sex on the dead female while the other jumps on the deceased's stomach. You can imagine the rest...

'Yo Bill, jump on her to get those juices flowing!!'

'I love spooge munging, it's the raw deal!'

'Fuck spooning, I'm going spooging'

by THETOISE December 30, 2011

spooge

any kind of viscous bodily fluid or think liquid which might have come from some animal or person

dude, what that fuckin' spooge on your pants

by desond fabulon hemisferre October 13, 2003