Splatfest

A splatfest is where you pick a side and do turf wars to decide which one is better!

Person 1:Hey! What side are you on in the splatfest? I'm on Cake
Person 2: Nice! I'm on side ice cream!

by Evilsquid_ April 14, 2022

splabtastic

something that is so amazing
also
it sounds nice and feels nice to say
its theraputic

hey did you see the new barbers down the road, they give splabtastic haircuts

by lightning compass September 27, 2022

Splatoon's Law

Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.

Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.

by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023

Splastified

Word used for people who are spastic, retarded, biased and fried in the brain.

John: Only in Ohio💀
Adam: Are you splastified?

by MrBeastFromOhio March 14, 2023

Splatsource

A shorter way of saying "Splatoon Gmod and SFM" community, also one of the biggest cesspools in the history of online communities. To sum it up: pedophiles, bigots, various kinds of harassment, and so much more shit.

I'm so glad I left the splatsource community, the shit I dealt with there ruined my mental health.

by a neko whose seen some things May 12, 2023

dillnuts slaptaint

The sounds created from thunder clapping D.P.'s nuts all up on a bitches taint

"Dillon you better hurry up before the dillnuts slaptaint wakes my dad up"

by Dillsack Onchin January 14, 2009

Fanny Splatter

A Fanny Fart with Freshly Ejaculated Sperm mixed with it.
Normally after getting it from behind and pulling up her knickers before she wipes.

After Doris was Skuttled bareback by the boss in his office - she blew a big Fanny Splatter and messed up her Thong.

by leesumm1 November 5, 2010