Devil's Sperm

Mayonnaise.

I would like the turkey sub without devil's sperm please.

I'll take a BLT, hold the devil's sperm please.

Does your ranch dressing have devil's sperm in it?

by Huevoscartledge March 09, 2011

sperm guzzler

Anyone who engages in the act of fellatio.

George Meetze is a huge sperm guzzler.

by Mark Knoffler August 09, 2005

Sperm Dumpster

A guy/girl who gets used as a cum receptacle for another man's jizz. Usually will be the recipient of anal sex administered by their dad or cousin. Someone who loves sperm.

Vitale became Red's sperm dumpster after the girl kicked him to the curb.

Vitale, Get the fuck out from in front of my new car you fat sperm dumpster i wouldnt let you ride in it if you paid me.

by trasmania June 12, 2008

sperm teddy

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.

Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.

by scodder September 30, 2012

Sperms perm

The act of dispensing a hot load in a woman's hair after receiving a blow job then it drying in their hair.

I blow my load last night after my girl gave me head. I didn't know where it went till this morning when my girl had a sperms perm.

by Tonlik65 October 17, 2013

sperm globes

noun: a name for testicles. First coined by Chris Hardwick on Web Soup

1.) The ball crashed right into his sperm globes!

2.) His sperm globes. Population 0.

by Im your mothers favorite June 15, 2010

Sperm Wars

When men play a game of tag by ejaculating on eachother

“oh shit did you just cum on me?”
“yeah bro! it’s sperm wars! you’re it! no tag backs!”

by domtopgothmomgf September 05, 2021