Devil's Sperm

Mayonnaise.

I would like the turkey sub without devil's sperm please.

I'll take a BLT, hold the devil's sperm please.

Does your ranch dressing have devil's sperm in it?

by Huevoscartledge March 25, 2011

Sperm Dumpster

A guy/girl who gets used as a cum receptacle for another man's jizz. Usually will be the recipient of anal sex administered by their dad or cousin. Someone who loves sperm.

Vitale became Red's sperm dumpster after the girl kicked him to the curb.

Vitale, Get the fuck out from in front of my new car you fat sperm dumpster i wouldnt let you ride in it if you paid me.

by trasmania June 12, 2008

Sperm Wars

When men play a game of tag by ejaculating on eachother

“oh shit did you just cum on me?”
“yeah bro! it’s sperm wars! you’re it! no tag backs!”

by domtopgothmomgf September 4, 2021

sperm teddy

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.

Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.

by scodder September 29, 2012

Sperms perm

The act of dispensing a hot load in a woman's hair after receiving a blow job then it drying in their hair.

I blow my load last night after my girl gave me head. I didn't know where it went till this morning when my girl had a sperms perm.

by Tonlik65 October 16, 2013

sperm globes

noun: a name for testicles. First coined by Chris Hardwick on Web Soup

1.) The ball crashed right into his sperm globes!

2.) His sperm globes. Population 0.

by Im your mothers favorite June 16, 2010

Sperm assult

When a man suprises a unsuspecting woman with a cum shot.

Dude, I was at the airport and I blew a load on this fat chicks face then ran away!!! SPERM ASSULT!!!!!!

by capt a April 4, 2009