Spaghetti Monster

There was once an adolescent seagull called Hedgehog

Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster
My cousin turned into a Spaghetti Monster ever since her cunt died. Feel so bad for her.
by HydrusRomanov April 19, 2017
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Betty Spaghetti

She's the quintisential bimbo. She's blonde and dense and contsantly oozes condescending chatter, just like she constantly oozes fugly ratty curls from her murky skull (similair to the "betty spaghetti doll").

Her delusional sense of self-righteousness is constantly of frustration to those who are unfortunate enough to meet her.
"Who the fucks that blonde rat?"

"That's our resident Betty Spaghetti..."

"yuck."
by ms mt vesuvius May 06, 2009
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pussy spaghetti

It's spaghetti and meatballs inside a p00sssiiiii.

served with "mayonnaise"

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"Oh yo, I had pussy spaghetti for din din last night"
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Spaghetti surprise

When a man dehydrates himself and receives oral sex. When he ejaculates in her (or his) mouth, the load is very thick, and spaghetti like, and the taste is very difficult to clear up by simply swallowing. The effect is maximized by ejaculating closer to the top of the tongue, but still in the mouth.
I drove for 14 hours straight yesterday. I didn't drink anything 'cause I didn't wanna have to stop and piss, so when my girlfriend got to suckin on my knob, she got quite the spaghetti surprise!
by McQuiver February 06, 2010
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spaghetti shits

spaghetti shits are when the genital warts in your asshole grow to be so big that your shit comes out like the pla-do spaghetti factory.
its time to get my warts frozen off again . . . i had the spaghetti shits this morning.
by chuck duece August 01, 2010
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spaghetti body

This word describes a boy whos body resembles 5 cooked spaghetti noodles in the shape of a normal human boy. (Can be shortened to spaghetti bod.)
"Check out the spaghetti body over there!"
by Biggerboy May 29, 2016
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spaghetti retarded

a distinct inability in the art of eating spaghetti.
Dude, I went with some friends to Olive Garden, but Nate is fucking spaghetti retarded. He got it all over himself!
by MrNapalm January 31, 2009
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