'Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room.'
'Yes I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep tonight'
'Yes I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep tonight'
by Toni J January 09, 2008
"Holly asked me if she can be my Sour Patch Momma. She said she'd give me $500 a week and buy me a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. I'm gonna do it!"
by affluent geoffrey September 16, 2019
John: Gosh, Jenny is sucha Sour Patch Kid.
Sara: What do you mean?
John: She's a bitch but once you get to know her, she's a sweetheart.
Sara: What do you mean?
John: She's a bitch but once you get to know her, she's a sweetheart.
by imasourpatchkidbiatch November 24, 2010
Alcoholic drink consisting of 1 shot of Tequila, 1/2 shot of Everclear, and 12 oz of Limeade. Ingredients are mixed and then chilled for 2 hours until drink has a slushy consistancy. Salt is then added on top to taste. Often enjoyed as a great pre-game drink. Originated out of Lock Haven, PA.
by qpqpqpqqqpqpqp April 14, 2009
The best fucking candy and the only fucking candy you will ever need in a movie theater, buy some at target before you go in or you'll pay about sixteen grand for them.
by Shakes March 23, 2005
When your asshole is all shriveled and puckered out after being banged and it looks like it has been sucking on a lemon for an hour.
I banged her ass so hard that when i was done she had sour pucker ass.
Her asshole was so puckered that it looked like it was sucking on a lemon.
Her asshole was so puckered that it looked like it was sucking on a lemon.
by knob299 October 16, 2006
Well, first off, have sex. Although, the female involved must have her Granny Panties on or at the ready! Near the end of sex when the guy starts to feel his giblets tingle and jingle, let him release his massive load in the Granny Panties. I bet your thinking oh, that's dumb. But wait, there is more. Now, the male must be ready to drop a fairly good sized deuce (poop). Deliver the goods in the Granny Panties on top of the cum. Now the female must pull up the Granny Panties and wear them the rest of the day.
1)Excuse me Miss, would you mind if I tried your sour melted brownie?
2)
Dominic: Hey Grandma, can I borrow your granny panties so me and my girlfriend Willanda can make a sour melted brownie?
Olga: Hey Suze, what is that smell? It wreaks.
Suze: Oh it's only a sour melted brownie. Dave gave it to me after a decent round of sex. I'm wearing it like a trophy.
2)
Dominic: Hey Grandma, can I borrow your granny panties so me and my girlfriend Willanda can make a sour melted brownie?
Olga: Hey Suze, what is that smell? It wreaks.
Suze: Oh it's only a sour melted brownie. Dave gave it to me after a decent round of sex. I'm wearing it like a trophy.
by The Ginger Bastard February 11, 2009