sneaky benjamin

the act during intercourse where you drool on your women's back to pretend like you finished and when she turns around you finish in her face.

Me: my girl dumped me last night.
Friend: why
Me: i gave her the sneaky benjamin

by ksteel March 2, 2015

sneaky floater

that poo left behind from your dirty Jamaican cousin... assole

I came into the bathroom only to find a sneaky floater.

by Coreykills June 14, 2015

sneaky gecko

A sneaky sexual move performed in the shower (sturdy shower glass recommended)

I sneaked up behind her in the shower and inserted unexpectedly and she suddenly turned into a gecko running up glass. Sneaky gecko

by Urban Bourban January 26, 2016

Sneaky Dafoe

the act of seeing Willem Dafoe in two or more back to back movies, without knowing he starred or co-starred in either.

Dude, a Sneaky Dafoe happened to me last night

by TheRandomNumber September 20, 2017

Sneaky Ethan

When a player who is really trash at a video game does one good play, nothing else.

oh my god! ethannn reviving for a split second while playing an 8 star osu! map. he just pulled a Sneaky Ethan !

by high-def January 21, 2018

Sneaky tug

When you are trying to beat your meat when others are in the house, you can't do it confidently.

A good confidant crank is when you know everyone’s asleep. If they’re awake it’s a sneaky tug.

by GrRobot March 14, 2018

Sneaky Aunt Martha

(n.) a surprise technique used by a woman being fucked from behind. The woman buries her face in a pepper covered pillow to make herself sneeze at the same time her man starts to cum. The sneeze will cause her vaginal muscles to grip his ejacualting dick like the airway-constricting hug from fat Aunt Martha little boys try to hide from at family reunions.

My wife’s Sneaky Aunt Martha hugged my dick so tight, I was gasping for air when I busted a nut.

by Btwitsjennifer May 29, 2018