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by Yourmomw February 6, 2022

smarties

those candies that i used to snort like a fucking weirdo

old me: *snorts smarties"
person that rejected me: omg ur so hot pls get with me

old me: naa im out here with the gang gang ion need no white bitch
person that rejected me: this is why i rejected u

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022

Smartty

'Smart' plus 'Witty': Displaying or described by fast and creative verbal and written humour.

A: Do you know what 'smartty' means?
B: Nope.
A: It's a word created by Md. Ziaul Haque, a poet, writer, novelist, songwriter, dramatist, actor, director, and researcher from Sylhet, Bangladesh. He used it in his poetenry or poem of ten lines titled, "Smartty".
B: That's so innovative!
A: Yap!

by Rajeeb2014 February 13, 2022

Smartieer

Used if someone says their smarter.

Person 1: I’m smarter.
Person 2: I’m smartieer than you!

by Developer Póllo June 16, 2022

Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.

He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.

by Gmannetje June 27, 2022

smartie patootie

A cutie patootie who solves a lot of chess puzzles and get's them all right.

My smartie patootie solved an 1800 puzzle today.

by keysersoze99 October 21, 2022

Smartie

A person/character who is so cute yet so smart and wise. It is derived from the Smarties candy. Saying this to a person means that they are the sweetest and smartest person in your entire life

Ex. 1: Zhongli from Genshin Impact is such a smartie.

Ex. 2: My crush got all As on her test, she is such a smartie

by AFluffyFox November 22, 2022