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meat slap

To slap with one's penis
"That bitch wouldnt suck me..so I gave her a nice big meat slap."
by asdf December 12, 2002
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Duck Slap

To use ones balls as an offensive weapon, slapping your victim across the face. Think of it as a violent teabag. This action can be applied in a variety of situations, such as when drunk, angry or enjoying a good streak.
John: Dude, my balls are hurting something chronic this morning.

Jack: Why's that?

John: Joan refused to swallow last night, so I totally duck slapped her.

Jack: Brutal man, brutal.
by Timmy_222 May 4, 2009
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slap hands

A term from the movie The Waterboy when Bobby Boucher gives or asks for a high five

Also can be used when you give or ask for a high five

*note* when said must be said with a hard lisp
*Guy 1* Hey! SLAP HANDS! *puts up hand for high five*

*Guy 2* SLAP HANDS! *high fives hand*
by Soberburnout July 27, 2009
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Slap out of it

Similar to snap out of it, but more effective. You are more likely to get someones attention if you were to slap them instead of snap in their face.
Person 1 - *Blank stare*

Person 2 - *slaps person 1* "Slap out of it!"
by I love Maroon 5 October 19, 2010
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Slap and Nap

This move is very similar to the Slop and Drop, but must be done with a partner. To perform the Slap and Nap, a man has sexual intercourse with a woman. Upon orgasm, the man collapses on top of the woman and falls asleep, thus enhancing both the sexual act and the ensuing nap.
John: "Baby I'm tired, mind if I pull a Slap and Nap on you?"
by toogood June 26, 2007
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slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)
Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.
by LaxG March 17, 2004
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Damsel Slap

Whipping a flaccid penis across the face of a sleeping (or unsuspecting) woman.
I was hangin' with the Avon Grove crew and Kyle got drunk and damsel slapped Jody when she was trippin' balls.
by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009
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