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Sifting Shaft

To sift a shaft is when a female gently strokes a mans rahter large and monstrous cock, she then begins to create more and more friction in an attempt to catch that sun of a bitches dick on fire. Then he blows a huge load of hot steamy cum all over her face he then grabs her book bag and sifts through her paper work with cum dripping off his large throbbing cock!!!!!
Sifting shaft is something drew will never have to deal with cause he deoesnt have one.
by CarneGrandeSandwhich January 10, 2009
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Sting Plinks

Many small burning terds, usually occur after a night of heavy dirnking.
Yoo, that 26er really gave me the sting plinks this morning
by Tyler Henrich June 7, 2007
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sting cheese

What a woman gets when she's ragging and doesn't change her tampon as often as she should. Closely related to Formunda Cheese.
Damn baby! I didn't know Tampax made Parmesan scented supers!
by Sweet thang November 6, 2003
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Stingy

Ryan Josart
Why is Ryan so fucking stingy today
by Gurt lekatz December 3, 2019
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chocolate stinger

I just fucked my girlfriend in her ass, and now I can't get the damn shit of my winky!
by derek January 2, 2003
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vanity sizing

When designers try to cover up America's obesity by making clothes two sizes larger than what's written on the tag.

Also, appealing to girl's obsession with skinniness by making them believe there is such a thing as a size 00.
Girl 1: "I used to be a size 14 but now I wear a size 8, I swear it's because I switched to a 12-pack of diet coke a day instead of the regular stuff and I only let myself splurge on even numbered days.. that is if I remember what day it is."

Girl 2: "Are you sure it's not vanity sizing?"

Girl 1: "No, it's definitely the diet."

-In the 1950's Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 which is now equivalent to what we consider a size 4. How's that for vanity sizing.
by icecate November 7, 2011
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Alabama Bee Sting

To thump a finished (lit) cigarette in someones face
I call the dude a nignog and he gave me an Alabama bee sting.
by Nik the dick June 23, 2011
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