Shaggy

A godly being which could destroy the universe in seconds.

You will never beat him, he is almost like shaggy.

by Larryman06 May 2, 2019

Shaggy

Prime meme material. Using the word Shaggy often implies the popular meme of January 2019 in which Shaggy from the Scooby Doo franchise is displayed as a god that wouldn’t have to use x% of its power to destroy the universe and all its creation. As of the latter half of 2019, Shaggy is often used in memes made by “No Instanormie” Redditors who use memes that have been beat the fuck to death, such as Area 51 memes, Big Chungus, the CEO of Rascism, and Thanos.

“No Instanormies” Redditor: Wow! This is just like when Shaggy used 2% of his power to gain the N Word Pass that let him storm Area 51 and rescue Big Chungus from the CEO of Racism!
Anybody in earshot of Redditor’s statement: You’re drooling again, Redditor.

by BooBooKeys September 1, 2019

Shaggy

A being of high power. Created the universe by accident when fighting with Shrek, the god of darkness and onions. Do to his creation of the universe, he is also known has The Creator of All and Nothing. Despite popular belief, Shaggy has never been known to have use one percent of his power. If Shaggy uses even one percent, scientists believe time would stop and all would die leaving only Shaggy. Shaggy is one of three main gods. The gods are Shrek, Garfield, and Shaggy.

"...before all there was only him, Shaggy..." (Scooby 1:10)

by ThyNormalPerson October 16, 2019

cousin shagger

A person who loses their virginity to their cousin

Look at that cousin shagger over there

by ///cool/// September 6, 2017

Sheep shagging bastard

Welsh/Scottish slang - Swansea or Cardiff city Football club fans

Enjoy having sexual relations with sheep. Ccfc or scfc fans are often found with velcro gloves for catching the sheep

Look at James, he loves shagging his dads sheep. People call him the sheep shagging bastard

by Yeet us that baby sheep December 5, 2019

I shagged your Nan

I shagged your nan is often used in British schools from Roadmen who think its funny to say that they shagged your nan.

wag1 fam I shagged your nan innit she is proper Peng

by ig = _alfiedavis March 10, 2020

Ell Shegg

A misspelling of Egg Shell in which the first part of "egg" is paired with the last part of "shell", and the first part of "shell" is combined with last part of "egg".

Michael: Do you ever put accidently get ell sheggs in your food?
Me: You mean egg shells?
Michael: Yeah yeah egg shells, not ell sheggs...

by Crazy Fishboy February 24, 2021