shodmade

Somebody who herds kettles

Look at him over there herding kettles! He's a shodmade

by Shudderhead November 11, 2017

scoomute

Commute to work on a scooter.

"You seen Scot? He's commuting to work on a scooter!! "
"Yeah its s pretty sweet scoomute, his carbon footprint is tiny and his right leg is massive"

by Gilbo baggins February 9, 2018

Shloomp

Falling out of reality- spacing off and
Entering a mind space where you learn something (often a lesson or something new)

Hey, nomicon, got any knowledge for me? *shloomps*

by NOMICON June 20, 2018

shlomans

Hands down the coolest gangstas around. Sometimes found to associate with Birdlady (see definition elsewhere).

This turf belongs to the shlomans

by Aodnevxoem June 25, 2018

shlompdoof

An unnecessarily long way of mentioning the male genitalia

Hey baby, why don’t you come over here and ride my suck my shlompdoof?

by Sierra Lenker March 9, 2018

shloomped

The word to use when someone non-exists you

Bob: Shut up, you dont't even exist
Maria: Nigga, i've been shloomped
Maria: *fades away*

by OofoBoofo May 10, 2018

shoemogger

My friends made up word another name for shit or cursing at someone who is being dumb

When someone is being un smart

An alternative swear word , you’re a shoemogger

by Lololololololgirl May 16, 2018