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Tool Shed

An area of a gym/exercise facility populated with small groups of men in carefully planned outfits with overly gelled hair or hats with flat bills. One member of each group is usually actually doing an exercise or lift while the others stand around and chat while comparing themselves in the mirrors. After 20 minutes - they rotate which person is using the weights/machine. After two hours the average number of lifts performed by each person averages at about 6.
Example 1:
A: Did you get a lift in at the gym last night?
B: I tried but it was a tool shed so I had to wait forever for machines to open up.

Example 2:
A: Great, the lifting area looks like a complete tool shed today, maybe we should wait to lift until later.

Example 3:
A: Did you see any hot guys at the gym this morning?
B: Haha, no. It was such a tool shed, none of them were worth a second glance.
by aew920 September 29, 2014
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in the shed

when your friends dont see/ hear from you for months cus youre always with your boo

when all your time is spent with your boyfriend/girlfriend, often refers to people in a new relationship.
"dude when did I last see u? ur with ----? oh youve been in the shed i see u"
"---- can never come out with us anymore, shes hella in the shed with her new guy"
by parasyyke January 31, 2024
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Shed

When You try to kiss someone behind a shed at a baseball diamond and your friend spoils the surprise
Nate tried to shed Catie at bethesda
by Big Daddy 1234567890098765432 January 31, 2022
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Shed

1. To practice, especially a musical instrument or piece of music. From jazz slang. Metaphorically, "take one's axe to the woodshed."

2. To consume or engage with. Used primarily by musicians as an extension of the first definition.
1. I spent all morning shedding guitar.

That gig was rough, I definitely didn't shed those songs hard enough.

2. "Have you shed Parks and Rec?" "Not yet, I'm shedding The Office first."

At some point, almost every philosophy student sheds Plato.
by The_Mattador July 6, 2025
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Tool Shed

A group of five or more people acting or dressed like tools in public, especially occupying the same booth at a restaurant.

Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"
Stay away from Hollister, that place is a total Tool Shed.

God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.
by Tonaho April 28, 2011
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Big daddy moe farm shed special

Taking a farm animal or your significant other and having sex while bent over the salad bar at the local Home Town Buffet
Man I met this chick on Bridge Builder Mars thing and instead of building bridges, I gave her the big daddy moe farm shed special
by Puto Suave January 31, 2024
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the real stuff is in the shed

When the worst/best is yet to come.
- You think this is bad ? Well the real stuff is in the shed !
by Ima Potato June 1, 2024
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