Shart

A creamy, scrumptious, steaming hot puddle of butt gravy that seeps out of your tight pulsating hole when you finally let that sweet smelling gas out of its prison.

Oh please give me that good good shart, that soft serve, that splatter and spunk. Cover my toilet seat in that shart why don’t ya.

by Magic cucumber December 14, 2021

shart

when one farts but pushes a wee bit too much and some shid comes out

darn, i just shart in my pants

by big pickel December 17, 2021

shart

someone who has the characteristics of both a shit and a fart.

thalita is a shart.

by samanthapfef10 January 3, 2022

Shart

When a person thinks they are going to fart, but shit comes out. Shit + fart = shart.

Person 1 "Bro I need to fart."
Person 2 "Bro we are in church."
Person 1 "Bro it's happening."
Person 2 "Bro stop!"
Person 1 "pfffthwaaap!!!”

(Entire church looks back)
Person 2 "Bro did you just shart..."

by lilrooth January 4, 2022

Shart

When you think it’s just a fart but it’s wet and seconds later you go from being an atheist to a Christian begging god to help you get to the bathroom before it drips down to your shoes

“I definitely just SHART.”

by Pretty-bOy-:) January 13, 2022

Shart

When try to produce a large fart, but end up shitting yourself in the process. Can also be associated with diarrhoea. Makes a funny noise, and a not so funny smell.

Don’t force the fart Timmy, or it will become a shart

by Used tampon February 2, 2022

Shart

conjunctive of shit fart

an expulsion of air containing fecal

“i just sh’arted”
“oh is that a conjunctive of shit farted?”
“bro i just sharted. i shit my self.”

by loubey and liv February 9, 2022