by Cryptic-Code265 August 6, 2014
A shit-fart; farts which occur when the colon is filled with feces, causing horrifically smelling flatulence.
by Idroppedapbiology2011 June 11, 2011
That which is almost, but not quite, "the shit." A runner up or close second, causing one to take notice, but not alter his or her life path in any significant or compelling way.
FAN #1: "Dude, that performance was the shart! I mean that christian rock band nailed it in a kind of...insignificant way.
FAN #2: "Yeah man. They WERE the shart: a little bit of this and a little bit of that, but not fully committed."
FAN #1: "Dude, sort of like the best of both worlds."
FAN #2: "Yeah man. They WERE the shart: a little bit of this and a little bit of that, but not fully committed."
FAN #1: "Dude, sort of like the best of both worlds."
by Gern Blanceton March 2, 2010
by ZACKOOO March 19, 2017
Guy 1: "Dude, what happened to Dave? How did he die?"
Guy 2: "Oh, well he was playing Russian Roulette with his butt and got a shart."
Guy 2: "Oh, well he was playing Russian Roulette with his butt and got a shart."
by DeathclawFallout August 21, 2012
Hoping to take a quiet shit but a fart echoes in the bowl, causing everyone in the public bathroom to know you just sharted.
by Calilily June 3, 2013
by GreenDaygirl2005 January 9, 2017