self-smush

self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex.

Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.

by Charles IV October 2, 2010

Self-Blumping

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.

Self-blumping

by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011

Seldovia

A beautiful young lady who attracts the best of the worse type of guys...shes smart and funny but cant win at anything....really sucks at tetris

i totally went on a seldovia winning streak on tetris last night i won like no games and i was playing alone.

by MISTI titty shirt April 29, 2011

self control sprain

Self control is just like a muscle, and, when overused, it gets strained and doesn't work anymore.

I've been studying all week. Now I've got self control sprain. I can't make myself wake up or stop eating cookies!

by lilgrnfrg May 25, 2012

selfie shadow

When you're taking a picture of yourself and the device is casting a shadow on your face. Disrupts casual vibe in selfies.

Did you see Mary's Instagram? Like, totes selfie shadow.

by Instagay September 6, 2013

Self-stranging

When a person sits on their hands until their hands go numb then proceeds to masturbate. The purpose of this is so that it feels as though someone else is performing a hand-job.

After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.

by sKedUlinGsavAnt September 27, 2013

Selfied

The past tense of taking a picture of oneself.

The guy walked into the gym, approached the mirror, took out his camera phone, selfied, and walked out without lifting a single weight.

by JA King October 18, 2013