self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex.
Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.
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A beautiful young lady who attracts the best of the worse type of guys...shes smart and funny but cant win at anything....really sucks at tetris
i totally went on a seldovia winning streak on tetris last night i won like no games and i was playing alone.
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After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.
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