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Scooched

(1)to be angry or provoked into anger.
(2)to be mentally unstable
(3)to have quirky behavioral patterns
That guy scooched me, what a jerk!

I am so scooched from that stressfull situation

That man is very scooched, I think he's a little wierd
by namllrn April 27, 2004
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scroaty mince sac

Delicacy native to Scotland... 'HAGGIS' to give it's correct term.
"I'll have a wee portion of your 'Scroaty mince sac' and give me some tatties and neaps aswell, that will be great thanx.

"You've got a face like a scroaty mince sac".
by dobbermanglefudge September 5, 2006
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Scooch Your Gooch

A cleaver way for a person to tell someone to move. But what that person doesnt know is the definition of gooch.
"Jesus, your taking up so much Space! Scooch your gooch!"
by Momo123 February 16, 2009
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Scooch Leg

Snowboarding term. When riders acquire sore legs from the act of gaining momentum by jumping or moving hips back and forth on flat or uphill surfaces.
DUDE MAN! I can't snowboard today because I have a bad case of scooch leg! I can barely walk!

No way I'll be able to do anything ill off of that sweet kicker dude. My scooch leg is makin it tough to even turn in these freshies.
by ST5K January 18, 2011
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Schoch Block

When someone with the last name of Schoch, cock blocks you.
Person 1: Yo man did you hookup with Maddie yet?
Person 2: Naw I got fuckin' Schoch blocked.
Person 1: Same thing happened to me!
by PacAttackk October 19, 2011
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Scroatmeal

To recover your scrotum after it wrinkles in the shower, you may find it invigorating to let your nuts rest in a bowl of freshly cooked oatmeal.

Also, refers to when someone decides to really ruin your morning by dipping their sweaty, hairy ballsack into your bowl of oatmeal.

Also, another word for herpes.

Also, AIDS.
Hey Creighton. I noticed that your oatmeal was kinda plain this morning. Don't worry, I fixed that problem. Enjoy your scroatmeal.
by The Scrote Squadron March 13, 2014
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scro-wedgie

A wedgie involving the scrotum, hence the name. Usually is caused naturally.
dude i tolatally have scro-wedgie.
by the golden pfist December 11, 2006
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