Slow Comfortable Screw 

1) some good sex.

2) a cocktail containing gin and orange juice.

Jane: hey jaime let have a slow comfortable screw
Jaime: yer ok
Chris: mad sluts can i film it?
Jaime and Jane: sure!
Jane to bar-tender: hey can i have a slow comfortable screw?
Bar-tender: sure meet me out the back in 5.

Slow Comfortable Screw by Catwoman18 October 19, 2008

compaq screw 

What Carly Fiorina did to HP. When a company pays top dollar for a failing business, that only weighs down the company and ultimately causes it to collapse.

"When our company merges with the Smith's company - I hope we don't get the old Compaq screw."

compaq screw by rebel4ever February 16, 2005

phillips screw driver 

4 oz Vodka
2 oz Orange Juice
2 oz Milk of Magnesia

Friend 1: "I am really hungover!"

Friend 2: "Here, have a phillips screw driver."

phillips screw driver by Westex November 17, 2006

anal screw 

When you screw someone up the anal, or in other words, have butt sex. When you call someone an anal screw, you're calling them gay. It's also used as an expression: "Anal Screw!". When you say this, your saying "this is gay".

You're getting stuff out of your locker, reach down for a book, come up, hit your head on a metal shelf inside your locker and exclaim, "Anal Screw!".

anal screw by kellysucksbutirideitanyways February 14, 2008

did you screw my duck

"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.

A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.

Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"

"Yes," whimpered Doofus.

"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.

Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.

did you screw my duck by scodder June 6, 2010

I'll screw you sideways with a rake 

A threat to be taken very seriously.
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan

What will you do about it

I'll screw you sideways with a rake

You wouldn't dare

oh yeah (gets out rake)

what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH

I'll screw you sideways with a rake by Alex07169 August 16, 2010

the screw driver 

the sexual act of a having a woman spinning while riding a man penis in the fashion of a screw driver screwing in a screw but it can be reverse to have the man spinning while in the woman

lindsay spun around while she was riding me in bed the other night we called it the screw driver

the screw driver by The king Friday September 7, 2013