schlongatude

A measurement of the male genitalia taking into account the largeness of ones balls in comparison to the length of ones manhood.

That's a HUGE drop of semen, given the relative schlongatude of the penis.

by Deevolution January 14, 2008

schlongtoberfest

a HUGE sausage fest, like Octoberfest but with just guys.

God its such a schlongtoberfest in here im not a fan imma go visit the ladies!!!

by drislyfe July 14, 2014

Schlonged

1. Got beaten badly. Commonly used word in politics!
2. Butt fucked

"When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly." -Donald Trump

by Good Samratarin October 31, 2020

Schlong covid

Another name for monkey pox, a disease mainly contracted by gay men participating in gay orgies and looks like a rash of genital warts all over your face and body

You know that dude Rick? He got the schlong covid when he was getting his butthole worked on by a bunch hairy bears over at the Manhole bathhouse in Chinatown.

by Barry Assman August 5, 2022

cheesy schlong

1. When your schlong is drenched in a thick, oily sludge (also known as "dick cheese") as a result of poor penal hygene.
2. When you swab your throb cob in a large, lukewarm vat of week old stadium cheese.

1. "I have not showered in a while, so now i have a cheesy schlong."
2. "Salutations, my dear mad'am. I have inquired the knowledge of thou's compulsory indulgences of lactose-based treats, therefore I humbly offer you to succulate upon the Cheesy Schlong for which I dangle forth."

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017

Tickle-Me-Schlong

When your girlfriend is asleep on your bed after a long night of sex, and you wake her up by tickling the hell out of her with your schlong.

Girlfriend: *Snore, SNORE*
You: "Omg stfu"
*tickle her with your schlong*
GF: "Hahahahah, wait, wtf are you doing????"
You: "Ummm... Tickle-Me-Schlong

by Mr. Poppaschlong December 1, 2010

schlonged

"TO GET BEAT BADLY, TO LOSE REALLY BADLY"

*HILARY CLINTON GOT SCHLONGED BY BARACK OBAMA IN THE 2008 ELECTION*

by Fearless Fraizer March 31, 2016