schlagendopper

When someone has the identical penis as you, you are unrelated, but the same penis, testicle do not have resemble eachother.

-Dude, you're my schlagendopper!
Hey! If you bone my ol lady she couldn't tell the difference, because you're my schlagendopper!

by BigBeauJangles March 13, 2025

Schloag/Schlork

Schlork or Schloag describes the meaning of Life and can be used as a verb, noun and as an adjective. You can schloag someone by stroking there upper arm from shoulder to ellbow while saying Schloag or Schlork. There are two ways to write Schlork, because of a misinterpretation. It can be used in every language that you want. And if it needs to be changed a bit than you can change it for Example: wurde geschloagt is the german equivalent of was being schloaged. It can replace every word in one sentence.

Im going to Schloag/Schlork you. / Schloag schlork schlork Schlork schloag.

by KIKI2Trap April 15, 2025

Schlomongungasaurus

Big ass dinosaur

That T-Rex over there is a schlomongungasaurus

by Schlomongungasaurus February 12, 2026

Schlob Job

When you shit yourself accidentally whilst receiving a blowjob.

The night was going great until I gave him a Schlob Job.

by SchlobJobber June 17, 2025

Schlockets

When a group has grasped a world concept to value their waxes.

You see someone found the dogwood again … I need to muzzle the prairie dog , perhaps the recycling of these schlockets will improve my senses.

by -AG July 15, 2025

Schloby

Incredibly giant

That’s one schloby nose

by Blaze byrnes July 20, 2025

schliggelsbop

When you put your finger to far you when trying to scratch your bum and it comes out brown

Oh shit, I just did a schliggelsbop

by isaacd6767 October 11, 2025