when a male hides in a closet and starts whackin' it. then when someone enters the room, the male knocks on the closet door to draw attention to his pressence. when the door is opened, the dude blows his load in the other persons face and darts of into the shadows
gina hates it when i give her the salty ninja, but she hates it even more when i give her the salty pirate
by reorith September 18, 2008
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Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.
Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.
by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004
Get the Salty Jelly mug.Greg had a great time fishing in British Columbia, especially the salty bobber he received while on the open water.
by SaltyDog April 23, 2014
Get the salty bobber mug.A salty demon is the delicate art of using a loose digit to slap someone to inflict severe pysical pain, salty demons are usually aimed for the face or cranium but can still cause pain if slapped against the victims arm. A salty demon can only be carried out if one one of the desired digits is floppy(usually the ring finger). This tradition originates from Scotland.
Boy 1: I hate you
Boy 2: Do you want a salty demon
Boy 1: A what?
Boy 2 gives Boy 1 salty demon.
Boy 1: ah that really hurt
Boy 2: Do you want a salty demon
Boy 1: A what?
Boy 2 gives Boy 1 salty demon.
Boy 1: ah that really hurt
by JafroDemon February 14, 2013
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to masterbate to completion (See: ejaculate, jizz, cum) from a position of elevation onto an object/person below you, e.g a car bonnet.
A salty pigeon can occasionally be accompanied by a birdlike squawk at the time of ejaculation.
2. Salty Pigeon shit - the pile of jizz left at the crime scene of a salty pigeon.
to masterbate to completion (See: ejaculate, jizz, cum) from a position of elevation onto an object/person below you, e.g a car bonnet.
A salty pigeon can occasionally be accompanied by a birdlike squawk at the time of ejaculation.
2. Salty Pigeon shit - the pile of jizz left at the crime scene of a salty pigeon.
Example 1. Fabien, recently released from the infamous Hooper sex dungeon, climbed the nearest tree he could find and proceeded to salty pigeon all over Stu's Ferrari parked below him.
Example 2.
Sebastian: "Andy, a quick story, this one time I was wanking (with matron's help) on the balcony and I gave Lady Martha a lovely hairful of Salty Pigeon on the floor below. Banter!"
Andy: "No wonder she friend zoned you!"
Example 2.
Sebastian: "Andy, a quick story, this one time I was wanking (with matron's help) on the balcony and I gave Lady Martha a lovely hairful of Salty Pigeon on the floor below. Banter!"
Andy: "No wonder she friend zoned you!"
by thebigman May 24, 2014
Get the salty pigeon mug.Someone who wins a competitive online gaming match, but was generally frustrated the entire game, and probably would have been extremely salty if the game was lost. But since he won because his team carried him, he says such things as "lol" or "gg ez" to protect his fragile ego because he knows he contributed nothing.
The mercy, the salty winner who died 20 times during the match but got carried by their teammates:
Winning Mercy: "GG EZ"
Losing Team: "You didn't do anything all game, you were dead most of the game."
Winny Mercy: "salt lmao"
Winning Mercy: "GG EZ"
Losing Team: "You didn't do anything all game, you were dead most of the game."
Winny Mercy: "salt lmao"
by Mel Addey November 18, 2018
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