Salty Ninja

when a male hides in a closet and starts whackin' it. then when someone enters the room, the male knocks on the closet door to draw attention to his pressence. when the door is opened, the dude blows his load in the other persons face and darts of into the shadows

gina hates it when i give her the salty ninja, but she hates it even more when i give her the salty pirate

by reorith September 18, 2008

Salty Bitch

One who is depressing, sad and overall dampens the mood of others.

Don't cry. You're being a salty bitch!

by Shawn Maglicic May 3, 2006

Salty Jelly

1. Another word for semen.
2. Jelly with salt in it.

I got my salty jelly all over this bitch's face!

Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

salty bobber

Receiving a blow job while fishing, presumably in salt water and preferably for salmon.

Greg had a great time fishing in British Columbia, especially the salty bobber he received while on the open water.

by SaltyDog April 23, 2014

Salty Dalty

A popular nickname given to Dalton Rapattoni during American Idol: The Farewell Season. Dalton Rapattoni made it all the way to the Top 3. One fan even sent him salt packets as a joke. When he wears a particular hat people call him Grandma Salty. He even did a periscope with Trent Harmon (the winner of American Idol: The Farewell Season). Trent named the periscope "Salty Dalty + Uncle Trent". People are always tweeting him funny things about salt. It is the most entertaining nickname ever.

Hey Salty Dalty!
Vote for Salty Dalty!
I love you Salty Dalty!
Goodnight Salty Dalty!

by saltydaltyrapattoni June 3, 2016

Salty Demon

A salty demon is the delicate art of using a loose digit to slap someone to inflict severe pysical pain, salty demons are usually aimed for the face or cranium but can still cause pain if slapped against the victims arm. A salty demon can only be carried out if one one of the desired digits is floppy(usually the ring finger). This tradition originates from Scotland.

Boy 1: I hate you
Boy 2: Do you want a salty demon
Boy 1: A what?
Boy 2 gives Boy 1 salty demon.
Boy 1: ah that really hurt

by JafroDemon February 14, 2013

the salty rusticus

A Salty Rusticus is to have your old lady eat a can of cream corn then eat out her arse hole 24 hrs later.
Then drink an export to wash out your mouth

jim gave his wife the salty rusticus for their anniversary.

by Cool-murda November 6, 2017