salt mac

At McDonalds, you repeatedly add more and more sachets of salt on to your mates Mac when you have conveniently asked them to go and get you another tomato sauce. Hide/drink their drink and wait till they take a bite!

Aye up hes on his way back, cant wait till he takes a bite of his salt mac, i hope he dehydrates.

by Mike Hilton November 20, 2007

salted stovepipe

Snorting coke out of a hookers butthole

Guy 1: Remember watching Leonardo DiCaprio give that hooker a salted stovepipe? stovepipe cocaine

by Gap_tooth February 21, 2016

felix salt

the high sodium content of cat treats

i'd better not feed tiddles any more treats today, i don't want felix salt to affect her cells' osmotic uptake :(

by world health organisation October 10, 2021

Salt The Water

The act of ejaculating onto your partner whilst they are bathing in a tub

Hey babe, I'm sitting in the tub, can you salt the water for me?

by Tyulalapxnns July 27, 2019

salt woman

a very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina.
also known as pobooms mother

"holy fuck its her! lets get out of here!!" - Hakko
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool

by Hakko April 15, 2004

a-salt-ed

When roads are covered with far too much salt to melt the ice and snow and it gets all over cars and clothing.

My car used to be blue, now it is grey. They must have a-salt-ed the roads.

by Geo Joe January 12, 2011

Salt on the cake

An unneccessary addition or redundancy that is detrimental to ones overall enjoyment of the subject matter.

Guy #1: wow that woman's cleavage is beautiful.

Guy #2: and now she is taking her jacket off so we can see her... shoulders?
Guy #1: yeah talk about salt on the cake.

by WeaponTHPS October 16, 2010