sailor’s ass

A non-existent ass. Like Popeye the sailor man.

Me: Girl you have a sailor’s ass.
Girl with the flat ass: thanks!

by Fluffycorgi February 28, 2019

Sailor hair

Someone with semen in their hair.

Renae: Your hair is looking a bit greasy.
Hannah: Yeah, it's just a bit of sailor hair

by Sexy-simon69 December 19, 2016

Sailors

In short, Sperm. The word 'Semen' closely resembles seaman which is where the word sailors got its name

Billy: Wow look at that girl over there i'm gonna go talk to her

Joseph: You gonna have her catch those sailors tonight or what ?

by Bigballer2427 September 16, 2017

Sailor

Sailor is a fucking goddess of a friend.

Need comfort? Sailors there. Someone body shame you? Sailors by your side telling you you're perfect.

thank you Sailor

by Artemis_W December 18, 2022

Pencil sailor

An extreme slamming procedure in drug culture. A male who injects drugs, most commonly methamphetamine, into a vein in his penis slang: pencil" to induce a dopamine intoxication trance. To discover "unexplored waters" of the psyche slang: sailor. Considered a ritual by some participants, it is usually followed by immediate intercourse.

Client: How you like getting high?
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.

by rethinker May 6, 2019

Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

by Murseh8r January 23, 2022

Sailor (friend)

Very gay and horny. Their taste in men is horrible. DON'T LET THEM NEAR OLDER MEN IN THEIR 40'S!! They are also known to make very concerning jokes but who are we to judge? We are no different. Also they only pull mean bitches for some reason.

Sailor (friend) is a simp. Please tell them to touch grass.

by vineyardzz_ January 4, 2023