(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.
by Darth Johnny December 07, 2010
Frank : What are you going to do today?
Anthony : I'm going to do some Jesus speaking
Frank : Who will you talk to?
Anthony : Actually whoever replies lol.
Anthony : I'm going to do some Jesus speaking
Frank : Who will you talk to?
Anthony : Actually whoever replies lol.
by Zxkred June 22, 2018
kkr onverstaanbaar
by Jorji_Costava September 08, 2020
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ooownedd
hahahaaa
ppwnned pwwneddedppwnwnnn
what the fuck am i saying?
im a sad fuck!
ooownedd
hahahaaa
ppwnned pwwneddedppwnwnnn
what the fuck am i saying?
im a sad fuck!
by rathsangatas drink November 30, 2004
Chat speak is largely used on the internet, in text messages, in notes passed in class, and sometimes in spoken speech. In its most basic essence, chat speak is a thorough mutilation of the English language, created by teenagers who refuse to learn said language.
Beware of chat speak users. If a person is too lazy to learn the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma." and "lets eat grandma" they are probably too lazy to understand that it is wrong to actually eat one's grandmother.
Beware of chat speak users. If a person is too lazy to learn the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma." and "lets eat grandma" they are probably too lazy to understand that it is wrong to actually eat one's grandmother.
Two examples of chat-speak are:
why cant we just all start singing the world would be so much funnier if people just started singing
VS.
Why can't we all just start singing? The world would be so much more entertaining if people just started singing.
& (used above)
lets eat grandma
VS.
Let's eat, Grandma.
why cant we just all start singing the world would be so much funnier if people just started singing
VS.
Why can't we all just start singing? The world would be so much more entertaining if people just started singing.
& (used above)
lets eat grandma
VS.
Let's eat, Grandma.
by Misty Robinson November 09, 2010
by gregster@TTPG August 01, 2009
yesterday michelle told me u fucked her bf
pshh..the only thing that ever comes outta that chicks mouth is cunt speak
pshh..the only thing that ever comes outta that chicks mouth is cunt speak
by NO-BITCH-ASS-NESS December 30, 2008