Samantha

Either blonde, lesbian, or both. Always thinks someones saying Sam cause it rhymes with everything. Doesn't like being called Samantha cause it feels like shes in trouble. Don't hug her unless you wanna be in pain because a skeleton weighs more then her. If she likes you, your new middle name is Grace-LaBertha. She's the type that would slip on a grape and fall in the trash and then pretend like it didn't happen. Always has a stuffy nose and one watering eye, possibly from someone farting on her pillow. Missing a front tooth from biting a faulty burrito. Way too honest. Father disowned her cause she thinks she's black. Hasn't aged in ten years. Her hairs been tied up her entire life. Wears way too much eye liner. Only wears sweats so she looks like a homeless person but nobody will give her money. Burps louder then any man and never says excuse me. One classy girl.

Friend: *Farts on Samanthas pillow everytime she leaves the room*
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".

Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam-I-am?!" *Crazy laugh*
Samantha: "Thats so clever..."

Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".

Significant Other: "Did you hear what I said?...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!

Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"

by Samma ramma ding dong November 7, 2019

Samantha

I only know one Samantha.
And that Samantha is a liar.

So.

"Damn I hate Samantha "
Yeah me too man

by X.Viper.X August 6, 2021

Samantha

Really cute and pretty but will kick your asss if you piss her off loves most hates the haters and is part of boonk gang

That girl is name is Samantha

by Megghfgmdjjv October 15, 2017

Samantha

she is a 6 year old girl who is frenemies with daisy and pippie.

daisy: samatha is my bestie

samantha:no im not

by jamelie.beanz June 13, 2018

Samantha

Book nerd. that's about it.

wow im really a Samantha
what's that?
a book nerd

by yes 69 911 February 4, 2020

Samantha

a little 5th grade bitch that loves to suck dick and strings

hey samantha did you suc strings last night

by yeet hole mc deet hole December 9, 2019

Samantha

Samantha is a very stunning girl. Her best trait is positivity to others and her humour. She is one of the funniest and kindest people you will ever meet. Her only bad trait is she is extremely self conscious at times. She tends to put herself down as a joke but deep down she thinks it’s true. Overall she is a kind person who would laugh if you fell down but would still help you up. If you have a Samantha in your life thank her.

Person 1: I think I like Samantha
Person 2: Dude everyone likes Samantha

by Sonotsamantha March 27, 2019