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Will bomb what ever you want for 5$
Alex:will you bomb the twin towers for 5$
reyes popa moussa joseph nourridine bony huston ali stan:Yes
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Reyes hoodie

Faded washed hoodie typically comes in black, dark grey, olive green, and coyote brown/ dunkel braun colors.

Reyes hoodie is very edgy in design “edgy as fuck” as Reyes himself would say. It contains graphic images of human bones such as skulls, and middle fingers. Other notable prints are wings, crosses, tombstones, demons and inappropriate words like “FUCK YOU NIGGA” & “FUCK SLAVEMASTER”. These prints are so edgy and scary that even the devil himself trembles in fear.

Often worn by edgy teenagers who come home high fight with their dad on a random Taco Tuesday.

Reyes hoodies are is not just regular drip its a lifestyle and looks good on your IG profile. It attracts the el puzz (el peso huzz). However it’s a double edged sword because the sheer amount of dark power held in the Reyes hoodie corrupts every girl’s heart leading to a never ending cycle of unhappiness and swing shifts.
Example 1
Josh: Yo is this hoodie from zoomies tuff asf or what?
Reyes: yea nigga this is that Reyes hoodie that’s gonna scare the IG huzz away.
Josh: I have to buy this then.

Example 2
Mr. JD: ey Reyes, it’s December, where’s your cold weather protective gear?
Reyes: Nigga please, shut the fuck up, I’m wearing this Reyes hoodie and this weather is nothing compared to the cold darkness inside me.

Example 2

Mr. QA: boy, why is your shitmobile meltmaxxing with all your shredded tires?!!!
ART: hey chatty, hop off my dick nigga. look at this Reyes hoodie I’m wearing. Shredded tires is part of the Reyes hoodies lifestyle because I’m so edgy
Mr. QA: you might get into a car accident but at least you got that Reyes hoodie on.
by Calf slicer August 13, 2025
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Lana Del Rey

Lana Del Rey>> A woman that attracted to older men and enjoys the satisfaction of being seductive while drinking red wine
Ugh this Lana Del rey song makes me want to call him
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Rei Strike

A strange red haired woman with a bad mouth

Person 1: Did you hear what that redhead said to that woman?

Person 2: No, what she say?

Person 1: She said "Go suck your mum, you absolute whore"

Person 2: Shes definitely called R
Person 1: Did you hear what that redhead said to that woman?

Person 2: No, what she say?

Person 1: She said "Go suck your mum, you absolute whore"

Person 2: Shes definitely called Rei Strike
by Lesbian.fuckass September 4, 2021
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Sigur Del Rey

A joke made by me about two similar sounding artists Sigur Rós and Lana Del Rey
Girl: I am an SRLDR, so it means being a big fan of an Icelandic band Sigur Ros and an American post-rock singer Lana Del Rey
Boy: Sigur Del Rey?
by qwertyuioppers February 18, 2024
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Rei

A Small 15 years old boy/girl who likes to eat and someone who wants someone to cook for them, + Wants to dominate someone and make them their slave..
Woah there! You're really a REI! you are so small and you wanna be Aplha
by penisman103 April 18, 2018
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Del Rey

Esta del Rey.
It’s from the King.
by B Nice 777 December 31, 2022
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