Erika&Joe Relationship

When two people really like each other and they always hang out , but neither one of them will ask the other out.

"Did so&so ask you out yet??""No, were in an Erika&Joe Relationship ""oh"

by fruitycupmuffin February 4, 2010

Relationship Bases

1st...Tongues (Kissing With Tongues)
2nd... Touching (Touching Of The Other Persons Penis, Boobs And/Or Vagina)
3rd... Oral (Oral Sex, Sucking Their Penis Or Licking Out Their Vagina)
4th... Sex (Intercourse)

Girl 1: What Relationship Bases Did You Hit?
Girl 2: Me And The Dude Skipped 1st And 2nd Base And Went Straight To 3rd, Oral ;)

by LilMissBlondie August 17, 2009

Relationship Lite

A relationship with all the taste but half the emotions.

He and his mistress decided to have a relationship lite.

by JR_SD May 29, 2007

relationshipped

The state of being in a relationship.

Ian: What would you do for this Toblerone?
Elizabeth: I'd totally sleep with you.
Ian: ?!
Elizabeth: I'm totally kidding, I'm relationshipped right now, I can't be doing that.

by Ginger59 October 31, 2007

Mercy Relationship

Is a relationship that your family or friends feel you need in order to complete your life. They will set you up with numerous people in hopes you find that person who will bring order and stability to your life.

Chloe: I’m sick and tired of my mother and best friend constantly setting me up on blind dates.
Jessamine: I guess they believe you will be happy if you’re in a mercy relationship not single and alone.

by Starving Artist246 December 4, 2022

Heat-exchange relationship

A mutually beneficial relationship between two people, one uncomfortably warm and the other too cold, in which physical contact restores the participants to a comfortable temperature.

Another Successful Heat-Exchange Relationship--a short play
Girl: I'm too hot.
Guy: I'm freezing. Come here.
Both (10 minutes later): That's better. Good night.

by areikiera9 November 19, 2007

One way mirror relationship

When 2 people are in a relationship, but only one loves the other. The unloved one is unaware of it and continues to believe that both feel Equal about each other.

"I think I'm going to break up with Zeke. We just have a one way mirror relationship, you know?"

by Bob The Ghost July 15, 2016