Redditor

The worst scum on this planet. For some reason, they think they're funny. Usually overweight and wears glasses. Hopefully natural selection takes hold and they all die off.

"Can you believe that kid's a Redditor?"
"I know, right? I just want to cave in his skull."

by Sakon March 6, 2020

Redditor

Another word for hypocrite.

They hate reposters, yet they repost
They hate emojis, yet they pay for awards which are also emojis
They say TikTok is cringe, yet their memes are cringey
They hate Fortnite because it's repetitive, yet scrolling through Reddit is also repetitive
They worship Keanu Reeves, yet never watched his movies
They call out Instagram for stealing their memes, yet they steal memes from 9GAG sometimes
They hate the USA and worship Europe, yet they're not even European
They hate racists, yet they're xenophobic which is also racist
They hate boomers, yet they act like boomers and are sometimes 40 year olds which are almost boomers
They say people with bad spelling are having a stroke, yet they have bad spelling

In conclusion, Redditors are fucking hypocrites.

TikTok you way to Fortnite: *exists*

Redditors: I fear no man, but that thing... It scares me

by IdekIForgotMyName February 14, 2021

Redditor

A slang term for virgin

Guy 1: Man, John is a redditor and I bet he will always be
Guy 2: Yeah, he might be forever
John: Dude What the fuck?!

by Real Sticky boi February 23, 2021

Redditor

A user of Reddit, usually used to refer someone as overwieght.

Friend 1: is the diet working and do I look skinnier?
Friend 2: nope, you still look like a Redditor

by Franek5007 December 9, 2021

reddit

A type of cheese made by placing ground up plastic spoons into walrus milk, and microwaving it.

Reddit is often served with a side of hash browns and gravy, or as a topping on pizza. Some people enjoy eating reddit wrapped inside a burrito made from old news papers. Reddit is considered a delicacy in Iceland where it is enjoyed with a side dish of moldy rice and spaghetti.

I sure do enjoy a good reddit sandwich with a side of fries.

by Roboham_Lincoln May 20, 2010

Redditor

Someone who uses the popular application Reddit. They come in an array of varieties, often not showering for weeks at a time. It is also common that they will add unnecessary reaction images to their content. Their main religion is the holy empire of Keanu Reeves and Big Chungus. They are often also rivaled to iFunniers. Most can be characterized as neckbeards; wholesome-loving degenerates.

"I walked by a Redditor today, he was playing Minecraft P.E." "How was it?" "Puke inducing."

by Obamarang April 6, 2020

Redditor

A fancy way of calling a person a fatass.

Kyle: Cartman, You're Such A Redditor.
Eric Cartman: Well At Least I'm Not A Stupid Twitter User.

by Cynical Man April 8, 2021