Red Forman

Man who will stick his foot up your ass. Origin: That 70's Show.

If you crash the Vista Cruiser, Eric...I'll crash -my- foot into -your- ass.

by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005

Red Mist

A feeling of extreme competitiveness or anger that temporarily clouds one's judgment.

When that guy cut me off, the red mist washed over and all I could think about was catching him.

Put a bunch of buddies on fast bikes and just watch the red mist rise...

by gpTT January 10, 2004

red notebook

it means duh. something as obvius as a bright red notebook

when im trying to eat?? duh, red notebook!

by MrSquiggles November 27, 2011

red pillow

A males attempt to engage in a threesome by bringing a red pillow into the room where his friend and a girl are having sex.

"When Joe came into the room holding his red pillow, I knew it was time to pull my pants up."

by woodchipper April 16, 2008

Red turkey

When you slap someone so hard its red and shaped like a turkey, and i hurts like a mofo!

Guy 1. Hey! Why'd you give me a red turkey! It really hurts!
Guy 2. Eh, i was bored.
Guy 1. douche!

by ave boss December 8, 2013

Red Salad

To eat out a menstruating vagina, causing a red stain around the mouth.

After drinking the red Kool-Aid, he looked like he had eaten a red salad.

by pazzoli September 18, 2010

red log

the act of defication after consumption of lare amounts of flaming-hot cheetos. the feces is red and burns with the fire of 1000 suns.

i ate so many flaming hot cheetos last nite i got red log.

by Andrew Hoffman Taylor Tharpe July 30, 2006