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Hashcar Racing

A stoner activity wherein one consumes copius amounts of ganja, ganja extract, edibles infused with either, or any combination thereof, and then consequently proceeds to drive at noticably slower velocities due to the effects of said ingested products, meanwhile experiencing the sensation and subsequent rush of driving extremely fast, as though being a NASCAR racer.

The pot head may "tune in" to increase the feelings associated with Hashcar Racing by turning on music including, though not limited to, Asian dub, house, club, swing, folktronica, synergy, neurofunk, cybergrind, thrashpunk, trip-hop, and spacesynth.

Although Hashcar Racing is not considered dangerous because of the slow velocities inherent, it may become hazardous if combined with "hotboxing" since the driver's field of vision and occular clarity may be decreased by the smoke cotained within the automobile.

Hashcar racing is considered a sport by a small percentage of reefer tokers.
Though the sport is not recognized as an olympic sport, it does have a worldwide yearly competition on April 20th called "The Great Space Race."
(as a verb)
John: Why is that dude going so slow? It's a 55mph zone!
MaryJane: He must be Hashcar racing.

(as a noun)
MaryJane: I hate traffic!
John: I don't mind, I just light up a slpiff and transform into a Hashcar racer.

(as an adjective)
John: I just got an ounce of some dank Collie Buds, what should we do?
Mary: We should take your Pinto to the burbs and get all Hashcar Racey on the side roads!
John: What a novel idea! I'll grab the zig zags!
by The_dude_speaketh February 3, 2010
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residue ring

When you put a cup with a drink inside on a surface, and then take it off. It leaves behind a ring-shaped formation of what you just drank. This is the result of spilling some of the drink over your cup a little bit, so some of the liquid trickles down the the bottom and stays there. Other times, it's because you shook the cup while it is still on the table, thus the liquid collects at the bottom part of the cup. After a while, it will leave a sort of dried up ring, except with the case of water, it usually evaporates. See water ring for cups with water. That dried up mess is what you call a "residue ring." Note that this can also happen with bowls, plates, pans, pots, aluminum cans, circular objects, etc. It is usually found at parties, messy houses, kitchens, and such.
Mom (After a Party): Omg, these friggin' residue rings are annoying to get rid of...can you help me son please?

Son: Mom, many of those were from you...
by Edvyle The Grovyle October 20, 2013
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onion ring party

A word that describes an event or social gathering where the primary attendees are of the female gender. The opposite of a "Sausage Fest".
*Walks into a room filled with women* "Wow, this looks like quite the onion ring party."
by eren jauger 69 December 11, 2013
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short ringed

When calling someone's mobile phone and the caller is sent to voicemail after just one ring. If the phone was off, it would go to voicemail immediately. Short ringing means the receiver does not care to talk to the caller.
Friend 1: I was trying to call my girlfriend, but it went to voicemail after only one ring. I guess she doesn't want to talk to me.

Friend 2: Dude, you just got short ringed.
by reveren December 22, 2013
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bling-ringed

When your house gets robbed because you posted on social media that you're not at home.

Named after "The Bling Ring", a gang that robbed the homes of celebrities in Hollywood in late 2008/early 2009. "The Bling Ring" is also the name of a 2013 film, based on the story of the gang.
"Would you rather be trolled, catfished or bling-ringed?"

"Paris Hilton's house was bling-ringed three times!"
by matty-g October 24, 2014
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Greed Ring

A ring of hair surrounding a bald scalp, often found on selfish businessmen
"That one asshole guy on Shark Tank has a greed ring!"
by Darklightinthenightstar May 28, 2015
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brown ring of fire

When you eat spicy food and later when you shit your asshole burns.
" I love these hot wings, but I'll pay for it later when I have the brown ring of fire."
by Tuckir April 7, 2016
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