After consuming mass quantities of
beer, and nearing the pass-out stage, proceed to defecate in your shorts. Shake the solid turd out of your pant
leg, leaving a trail of brown down your leg. It must be a solid turd to qualify for this
definition.
"
Boy that
Charlie left one hell of a Chico State Rattle Snake last night", "I
don't know whether to call Animal Control, or Waste Management!"