This rating system originated in the bowels of Las Vegas by one of the city's finest and foremost authority on the quality of the female population of Las Vegas underground. Ranks are as follows(from highest to lowest):
Scab Cracker
Gash
Fuckbag
Cum Tanker
Drink Tickets
Gas Money.
This rating system is not limited to Las Vegas at all. It is currently being used by all the "Urban Peeps" in Hawaii.
Scab Cracker
Gash
Fuckbag
Cum Tanker
Drink Tickets
Gas Money.
This rating system is not limited to Las Vegas at all. It is currently being used by all the "Urban Peeps" in Hawaii.
"When we get to the club, lets use the Joker-San Female Rating System. My Gash is on vacation, so I wouldn't mind takin' home a couple of Fuckbags tonight. Or maybe a Drink Tickets or Gas Money if I get too hammered"
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Get the i rate 8/8 m8 mug.The amount of time it takes for Norman "Nick" to respond to someone. During verbal conversations, you may ask Norman "Nick" a question or ask for his opinion, usually Norman "Nick" will take a minimum of 30 seconds to respond and sometimes you will be looking for an answer for upwards of a minute. We like to refer to this downtime as Norman "Nick" processing and thinking. If you thought that it might be easier to talk to him over text, you better think again. If you text Norman "Nick", you should be prepared to wait at least a few hours for a response and tbh consider yourself lucky if you get a response at all. It's not like he's busy or anything either, he'll see your message pretty quickly and just come to the conclusion that you don't deserve a timely response.
Ray Naker: Yo slime, you lay pipe when you were in Texas?
*15 seconds later*
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you there? You lay pipe?
*20 seconds later*
Ray Naker: Yo, he might be thinking
*10 seconds later*
Norman "Nick" : Yes
Henry: Shi, that's that Norman Nick response rate
Norman "Nick" : Wtf do you mean, I didn't know what to say
*15 seconds later*
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you there? You lay pipe?
*20 seconds later*
Ray Naker: Yo, he might be thinking
*10 seconds later*
Norman "Nick" : Yes
Henry: Shi, that's that Norman Nick response rate
Norman "Nick" : Wtf do you mean, I didn't know what to say
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A fucked B on the toilet that was just installed for an hour straight and it is still held tight against the floor without any leaks. It is Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 10.
C fucked D on the countertop that was just installed for less than 30 seconds before it completely ripped out of the wall, sending both C and D to the ground in a filthy admixture of lumber, metal, and shame. The countertop is NOT Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 1. The countertop may not be re-installed and the apartment or house must be completed without a countertop.
C fucked D on the countertop that was just installed for less than 30 seconds before it completely ripped out of the wall, sending both C and D to the ground in a filthy admixture of lumber, metal, and shame. The countertop is NOT Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 1. The countertop may not be re-installed and the apartment or house must be completed without a countertop.
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by theycallmemule September 10, 2016
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See also: poopies, weenie and picklebutt.
Norman: Wow, look at the amount of thumbs down on that definition! It must be THE LOWEST RATED DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY.
Christopher: *Gets in Norman's face* I'm going to find out where you live, break into your house while you're sleeping, tie you to your bed, and SLIT your THROAT.
Norman: *CRIES VERY LOUDLY AND OBNOXIOUSLY*
Christopher: *Punches Norman in the nutsack*
Norman: Wow, look at the amount of thumbs down on that definition! It must be THE LOWEST RATED DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY.
Christopher: *Gets in Norman's face* I'm going to find out where you live, break into your house while you're sleeping, tie you to your bed, and SLIT your THROAT.
Norman: *CRIES VERY LOUDLY AND OBNOXIOUSLY*
Christopher: *Punches Norman in the nutsack*
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