theycallmemule's definitions

shipappey

The act of slapping another person item or animal with a man's penis. Types of shipappeys can vary in the form of the adjectives one places before it.

To surprise my friends when camping I wake them each with a cold stickey shipappey.

by theycallmemule October 7, 2013

1-10 female rate scale

A method used by pencil dicked virgins to rate women's bodies and looks on a scale of how badly they want to engage in coitus with said unattainable female

Damn! Jennifer Anniston is like 60 and still a total 10 on the 1-10 female rate scale.

by theycallmemule September 10, 2016