The act of slapping another person item or animal with a man's penis. Types of shipappeys can vary in the form of the adjectives one places before it.
by theycallmemule October 08, 2013
A method used by pencil dicked virgins to rate women's bodies and looks on a scale of how badly they want to engage in coitus with said unattainable female
by theycallmemule September 11, 2016