Mr. Quarteraro

A teacher at Mesa Verde Middle School and he’s a good person. But he has bad jokes. He uses the same ones every day! So therefore he needs NEW jokes!

Mr. Quarteraro says camping is intense(in tents)

by Jorhenson33 June 4, 2018

quarterback

1. The leader of a football game. 2. the sexiest person on the field. 3.The most important person on the field. Throws TD passes and is often the hero. Known as a whimp. but gets more pussy than any other position. the pimp. gets all cheerleaders

All of the girls were trying to get the quarterback to have sex with them.
The quarterback walked into the club and the cheerleading team flocked to him.

by kaareem July 17, 2006

Quarter pounder with cheese

An anorexic woman with a yeast infection.

i went to mcdonalds and i ate a quarter pounder with cheese.

by jiggy fly May 11, 2004

quarter inch killer

One whos penis is a quarter inch... usally used as a diragatory twards that rather small penis

your boyfriend has a quarter inch killer

by pugggs January 11, 2005

'quarters

short for hindquarters. say it to other people in the know to draw their attention to a particularly fine, quality ass in the vicinity. one benefit is that you can discuss fine, quality ass even directly behind said posessor of fine, quality ass without her ever being the wiser.

dude: i think that donkey kong is the greatest game ever created.
guy: i disagree, i....woah, 'quarters, kid 11:00.
dude: yep, that sure is a fine, quality ass.

by jimboween May 22, 2008

Quarter eyed

Adj.

Origin: U.S
When one's pupils and/or eyes are extremely, and obviously large from involvement with one of LSD, Psilocybin, Molly, DMT or all of said substances at once.

"You shouldn't have done doses, mushrooms, Molly, and DMT at once, you have to drive and your straight quarter eyed!"

"Uh, I must answer you with my head hole, but eh, cannot oh my brother, will go....merge with couch, and then shiva and um universey.....trippin so....my face just fell off.

by Hippy dippy October 6, 2012

Conversation Quarterback

Someone who can easily run a conversation, like a quarterback runs an offense. Will make you either easy to talk to, or just make people want to punch you in the face.

Example #1:

Jen: I don't think I can go out with Steve, I'm too shy to talk.

Beth: Don't worry, he's such a conversation quarterback, he'll make it easy for you.


Example #2:

Dude: Man, fuck Brent! He's such a conversation quarterback that he won't let you get a word!

by 888kingofkings888 March 9, 2009