pizza favoritism

The act of studying a shared pizza pie to ensure that you inherit the larger of the inevitably, unevenly-sliced options.

A careful exercise in patience and timing is necessary to acquire the biggest, most appealing slice available at that time.

(Slippery) Pete demonstrated "pizza favoritism" when he took an extra long gulp of soda as he noticed his friend

was ready for another slice too. This bought him enough time to have his friend take the ghetto slice with one peperoni on it

and gave Pete the opportunity to swoop in for the next in line money slice.

by Angry old white man January 15, 2014

Pizza in the mud

The phrase or words used to describe a person with bad facial acne eating out an ass

A derogatory statement used to describe a person with a greasy or heavily acne ridden face who looks like shit.

"Damn man, last night was great! I was like a pizza in the mud!"

Omg! Damn that girl looks like a real pizza in the mud!"

by Pierceduppinky January 27, 2015

Pizzachu

To chew pizza, the only word you are allowed to say with your mouth full while consuming the supreme holiness that is pizza

Pizza.. Pizzachu.. PIZZZAAA

by ShadowLing March 8, 2015

pizza mogul

An entrepreneurial expert specialising in the Ancient Italian cuisine of Domino's Pizza, and the culinary art of Pizza design. A Pizza Mogul uses their expansive vocabulary of Hashtags to promote their Pizza designs through Social Media.

Arguably the most gifted Domino's Pizza Mogul of the 21st Century goes by the nom de plume #Shakedown. Compared to Matt Damon from Good Will Hunting due to his boyish good looks and remarkable intellect, #Shakedown's greatest Pizza works include, #ShakedownBeefNBaconSlider, #FrickinKickinChicken, and the favourite of the Hipster the #GarlicPrawnDeluxeSupreme.

by The Shakedown May 5, 2015

Pizzaing

The act of reaching absolute culinary indulgence in solitude, often accompanied by guilt, shame, or Netflix.

I don't know. If I'm Netlfix and pizzaing it I'm pretty committed to finishing it (the pizza) off alone.

by Ellolove October 14, 2015

Pizzaboo

An individual who is not Italian that is obsessed with Italian culture.

"Did you hear James went to Rome again?"

"I can't stand that guy. He's a total pizzaboo."

by Carnefice August 16, 2017

pizza sweat

The pizza equivalent to "meat sweats." Occurs with excess consumption of pizza and you begin to get very hot and sweat.

Tucker: "Don't eat that much pizza you'll get pizza sweats again."
Jason: "It is so hot in here. I think it is too late, the sweating has started!"

by TOBE2020 May 25, 2018