Punching the Knuckle Clock

When you pass up a night of fun with friends and family to sit around alone at your place with porn and masturbate over and over again. During this time you wonder periodically between sessions if you made the write choice. This will often start to seem like work, but since you already passed on the fun you might as well do a good job of punching the knuckle clock...

The whole place stank of jizz and loneliness. A tear ran softly down my cheek as i continued punching the knuckle clock..

by Thedude78 September 4, 2012

Punching The Shark

Masturbation - usually referring to an Australian male pleasuring himself

That bloke Henry got caught "punching the shark" when his mum walked in on him!

by Aussie Bloke December 18, 2012

tounge punching the dirx star

using your muscular hydrostat to lap a partner's anus with the intention of bringing sexual gratification

Ses: Damn, Dirx! You were real loud last night! What did you do?
Dirse: She was tounge punching the dirx star....

by dirtyinchinnna June 18, 2011

punching the ignition

A term used to described and ignition of a car in order for the car to be stolen without a key.

The car thieve stole the car by punching the ignition.

by guy who got my ignition punche September 9, 2009

Relief Pitching

A baseball term used to describe the act of engaging in sex with a less than desirable or not so attractive female, for the sole purpose of ending a period sexual frustration

I hooked up with an ugly chick last night at the bar.
Gross! Why?
I had to do some relief pitching son.

by OinkyB July 25, 2010

poaching

when some complete nublet on an FPS like cod4 waits to see red dots on the map then runs there like a madman to wipe out the two or more people fighting because they have decreased each others health easy shit kill for nubs!!!

"oh look red dots run!!!"
"haha poached em both i pwn!!"
no you fucking dont!!poaching is for nubs

by gurner December 15, 2008

poaching

When a highschool student goes after a person who is in junior high or below. Also known as robbing the cradle.

Mauro: "I was totally poaching my cousin's hot girlfriend"
AJ: "Dude, she in 8th grade and your 17..."
Mauro: "But shes hot"
AJ: "Get a life, at least wait till the graduate..."
Ms. Silva "Both of you guys need to get a life"

by DeadlySnyper May 24, 2009