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Choke her till she pukes

The act of the choking of ains. Seth must scream profanity’s and boom down the stairs while gripping her cell phone to the beat of a bon jovi song. Grab her throat and give her the shake and bake. Then you proceeed to choke her at a 90 degree angle. Therefore you will choke her till she pukes.
Well Bill did Seth really choke her till she puked?

Fuckin’ A rights he did bud-choke her till she pukes
by DirtyPopper288 May 22, 2021
mugGet the Choke her till she pukesmug.

puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!
*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"
by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004
mugGet the puke in my lap and you get a smack in the facemug.
If someone says this to you its clear that they very much disagree with what you say even if its a fact
Triangle: you're pointless
Circle: i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard
by Urbdicdayismay23 September 11, 2023
mugGet the i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retardmug.

puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.
"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
mugGet the puke promisemug.

Puke-fucking

When you fuck someone with puke covering your dick/finger.

Probably not popular porn wise, but I just got it from Lucifer Valentine, who's probably dead. Rest in peace.
Lucifer: Man, gotta love puke-fucking, ey?

Interviewer: Uhhhh, yeah
by ChaoticStixx October 20, 2018
mugGet the Puke-fuckingmug.

Puke

Most dangerous substance found anywhere now...
I ate some food and had to puke!
by Jeremiahj4308 May 23, 2020
mugGet the Pukemug.

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