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Scott Prophete

Scott is a smarty pants.
He is the smartest kid in school and makes the most brain-rotted jokes to make people laugh, he is also teased very often. Unfortunately he’s the type of nerd to say ‘no’ to doing your homework even for money!! Scott gets all the attention even though he doesn’t like it and sometimes, if you try being friends with Scott, he will push you away.

Although, underneath all this, his home life is a struggle and had to get a job at the earliest age. His family doesn’t have much money and struggles to keep food on the table. Scott however, hides it from everyone else, he expresses himself socially with funny jokes but keeps his home life secret at all costs. He is also Hatian Creole in his ancestry, and is very dark. He appears basic and looks like an alien when he takes off his glasses 🤓.
Person 1: “I heard only one person passed the final exam!”
Person 2: “It had to have been Scott Prophete!”
by FunnyPlaceHolder1973 July 9, 2024
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Stealing Property

Nobody give a fuck what you believe about execution.
Hym "That's a belief that you can have but I don't have to share that belief and the 5th amendment states that I need to be given due compensation for my property. You want me to have to listen to business owners and because I didn't you are stealing property from me."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2025
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Barstool Prophet

A self-important, loudmouthed try hard bar regular who treats every barstool like a pulpit and every drinker like a disciple. Known for preaching unsolicited opinions on women, politics, sports, social prowess, war stories (real or imagined), all with the conviction of a man who’s never been wrong in his life. His voice carries across the establishment and his breath reeks of whiskey and ego. He is incapable of taking the hint to shut the fuck up or to accept that his presence is, nor has ever been, welcome, necessary, or remotely as interesting as he believes it to be.
I left my buddy at the bar while I rocked a piss and he mistakingly made eye contact with the token Barstool Prophet—poor bastard was getting life advice before I even zipped up, and for the next several hours thereafter.
by msacco July 25, 2025
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Subject-Property-343

A r/playboicarti mircocelebrity.

Subject-Property-343 is a Reddit user and karma farmer noted for his contributions to r/playboicarti, currently sitting at 1.5 million Reddit karma.
“ You’ll never have as much Reddit karma as Subject-Property-343, he am become the destroyer of Redditors
by Meowl24 December 23, 2025
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Harmonic Property

Frequencies transcend civilization, it is order thru resonance. As a result a new asset class is recognized by the Royal Harmonic Frequency Registry.
Harmonic Property is too important to ignore in the frequency bandwidth space
by LordofGrange January 14, 2026
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The Bathroom Prophets

An amazing band from Indiana that have some real talentd.
someone masculine: Dude, The Bathroom Prophets are so good, I want them to harbor my babies.
by Eric Van Scoik October 17, 2007
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Kenzie Kay’s Property

You see Jennica Mendez? Yeah she’s Kenzie Kay’s property.
by Kenzie Kay December 25, 2017
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