productivity

Productivity is a never ending cycle. You can never be productive enough.
So what if instead of us humans getting tired our computers would start saying "Please, I'm tired."?

I wish my productivity was higher but my computer keeps falling asleep every 5 minutes.

by tireddesktop January 17, 2024

stationary products

Pens/pencils/erasers, notebooks, rulers, compasses, etc --- writing/drawing accessories that heartless grownups make poor little kiddies miserably sit in one place and use instead of letting them go outside to play.

What a farce --- all these self-righteous adults whining about modern-day children's preferring to watch TV and use their computers/cell-phones instead of doing outdoor activities, and yet when those very same youngsters **specifically ask to go outside**, those same snooty grownups heartlessly shake their heads and say, "No, you hafta stay here and finish your lessons!" Plus they balk at buying the youngsters nice outdoor-0activities equipment like skateboards or basketball-hoops, yet they always seem to manage the cash for stationary products to use in their boring schoolwork! It's just a big conspiracy to keep children "quiet and manageable"!

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

Febena Production

Helena's hardcore minecraft game production service.

Febena Production played minecraft once. Or twice.

by HenSen October 17, 2020

products

Products are sexy shit that Mother JiaFei makes out of her own vagina.

Mother JiaFei, I love your products, please kidnap me

by imiplacepula December 27, 2021

product 4

Allegedly product 4 was a pill containing acid, speed, heroin and cocaine. I can elaborate in detail when I find out if my post is clearly me or posted with a pseudonym?

Product 4 was taken as a pill: allegedly a combination of acid, speed, heroin, and cocaine. As far as I know it hasn’t been in circulation since the early 1970s.

by TDADDY ROCKET February 16, 2023

Sexy Finger Product

like, a very popular icon in flop club which is like the most popular discord server. known to use tuppers a lot. Is a skinny twink but prefers just skinny.

Sexy Finger Product ate again

by Grace naiadussy May 8, 2024

a Product of the Internet

Someone who has been shaped by internet culture; their personality, intrests, takes or tastes, being tailored by online trends.

Alternatively it can refer to someone who is alternative or unsual as a result of exposure to such aspects online at a young age.

Example: Wilbur soot. (source: Soot, Wilbur. "The internet ruined me". Youtube. 25th May, 2020.)

"I feel like i'm a disappointment."

"Well... you are pretty much 'a Product of the Internet'."

by Janice the Bathroom Cleaner January 9, 2023