Procrastibation

Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.

It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.

"I was just sitting there after procrastibation and thought, what now?

by JuHwang September 9, 2011

Procrastinatious

Adjective form of procrastination.

I am procrastinatious. I leave everything for the last moment.

by hoho man May 16, 2006

procastihate

The act of putting off or delaying:

1) letting someone know that you hate them
2) Ignoring or defriending someone
3) Treating someone like crap

until you have gotten something you needed from them.

Bill decided to procastihate Chuck until he was able to borrow and return Chuck's power washer to clean his deck so Bill didn't have to pay to rent one or for a service.

by z28 owner2 January 5, 2010

Procrastibation

When one procrastinates by masterbating.

I didn't get anymore work done last night after a rabid case of procrastibation set it.

by jimmydercat November 2, 2010

professional procrastinator

a person who charges hourly rates for their work and always procrastinates, getting more money from the job.

Wouldnt reccomend it, the last one i got was a professional procrastinator

by Jacknauf May 2, 2011

procrapstinate

To avoid pooping until later. Often done when playing video games, in a public place, or on a first date.

Randolph: How was your date with Cindy?

Thomas: Not good. I had to procrapstinate all day at the park. I told her I was sweating because I was hot.

by Gnarwall April 19, 2011

Package Procrastinating

Going out of your house to do anything else but wait for your long awaited package

"I have been waiting for my COD 4 Package to arrive today, but I had no patience to wait at home, so I went Package Procrastinating to the mall"

by YoYoYan December 2, 2011