Prison Glass

Meth cooked in a prison cell toilet.

The only way to finish all his work documentation by 5 o'clock was to smoke some of his prison glass and hope for the best.

by FrickinMighty March 5, 2021

prison oven

not to be confused with the tiny ovens that they use in Japan.
A hot sweaty inmates asshole that would simulate a hot regular oven that you would bake things in but instead you're incubating week old semen or other objects that would be inserted in said inmates colon.

"Let's meet up later in the cell block bakery so I can stick this meaty loaf in your already preheated prison oven."
"Hey did you make that zucchinni bread in your prison oven?" "No, this fresh hot loaf of bread did not come out of some dudes asshole."

by LIAH KASRA December 3, 2013

prison brew

Strong ass coffee to get people up and moving. No frills or crazy flavors.

Is this regular coffee or prison brew? Because we are going to need some prison strength coffee to get through this day.

by savicini December 22, 2016

Dick prisoner

When you are not in a relationship with a girl and you only casually make out once in a while (3 times in 6 months) and she has made you believe that she wants to have a relationship with you. You end up being a prisoner to this casual make out because she is going to become angry at you and not talk to you if you try to hook up with another girl in a very toxic way.

Kas***: man Tz*** made me think we would be in a relationship but now we only rarely make out but if I hook up with someone else she will not talk to me ever again.
Mar***: that’s toxic, bro you are definitely a dick prisoner

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 26, 2022

prison hot

There are two uses.

1. "prison" meant as a synonym for "extreme." origin: the graphic violence and man-on-man action in the HBO series "Oz," and any porno set in prison. Prison hot means extremely sexy, good, or appealing.

2. Sarcastic adjective used to describe something that some other pervert thinks is hot but is really disgusting, sick, or lame. (same origin)

1. ("extreme" use)
"That guy is prison hot!" or "That new 50 Cent cd is prison hot!"

2. (sarcastic use)
"I saw this great brazilian dog fuck video today, it was hot."
reply--"Yeah, that's prison hot."

by Lais May 16, 2006

prison brownie

A sexual act in which a group of men (usually prisoners) are showering and one man shits into another's mouth.

As a convicted child rapist, Roger was a primary target to receive a prison brownie.

by IGraduatedTheFourthGrade October 6, 2017

Prison dick

Term used for ultra violent type of rape that uses no lube

Also used when being metaphorically fucked by another individual

Rape committed in prison by inmates to establish dominance over others

Unwanted flirts and/or general discussion about sexual acts

I'm telling you, Jenny keeps hanging out with them, flirting like that, she's gonna get that prison dick.

Dude, my manager just dropped everything on me, she just threw me a prison dick.

Oh, look at the fresh meat over there acting like he owns this place, Peaches is definitely going to be giving him the prison dick welcome.

Look, can't he tell she's not interested and he just keeps hitting on her and trying to get her to go with him, prison dick this prison dick that.

by HIV+Kandy June 24, 2016