Pretzel

Whenever a skyzone manager attempts murder on a female actress while shooting a hollywood movie

The manager killed the girl by poisoning by pretzel

by hejahsgs April 20, 2022

Pretzel

Noun ( pret-zuhl )

A bread made of dough and shaped like a knot.

A pretzel was on a napkin.

by JulianDB December 15, 2016

soft pretzel bitch

a pussy ass bitch

You are a soft pretzel bitch.

by moneyK101 December 11, 2017

Pretzel Statue

The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.

Me and my buddy did the Pretzel Statue last week.

by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

Broken Pretzel

A Chicken Wing.

Grandmadick.

1."Damn, Suki! This here broken pretzel is too spicy. I thought i ordered mild, dickweed."

2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."

by Dillydally February 23, 2008

boil pretzel sticks

Take a shit

Damn Daniel my stomach hurts I need to boil pretzel sticks.

by Goosetavo July 2, 2016

Pretzel Dip

A sex position for professionals.

Here’s how the Pretzel Dip move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.

by Kachinonai April 27, 2024