pork nachos

A meaty, cheesy treat prepared often by a denson to share with friends and find comfort in life after learning people their age are running marathons and making something of themselves.

Can also be a term used for monster babies and children who are born adult size.

pork nachos save the lives of many

by Ms. Reaves March 20, 2015

Semi-Pork

its like having sex, but really short. It involves penetration, but its not really long enough to class it as actual sex. It could be caused by someone interupting, a man with very low stamina, anything...

-What happened with you and james last night?
-we got interupted so it was only a semi-pork.

by wastedcrunch May 17, 2007

Pork Pocket

A plump large vagina.

You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.

by December 18, 2021

pork donut

Anal with a fat bitch

I pulled a whale yesterday and she craved anal so I gave her a pork donut.

by Loveable Rogue April 28, 2016

Pork Eye

When you accidentally get Pork in your eye during a morning show. Originated on Good Mythical Morning and Stevie is wrong.

You wanna get pork eye, not pink eye.

by djKENTO April 17, 2023

Pork Faggot

A person who is overweight or obese who is also a member of the LGBT community.

Person 1: _____ is a pork faggot. He is fat and gay.

by February 27, 2023

Whiskey pork

When you get really drunk on irish whiskey and pork your friends mom.

Brian: i had nothing to do last night so i called up malaki's mom for some whiskey pork.

by Lucidbuffalo January 07, 2017