Vampire's Popsicle

A frozen Vampire's Teabag (used bloody tampon) that forms a nutritious iron rich snack.

'I was hungry so i took a vampire's popsicle out of the freezer and started sucking it, it melted and the bloody juices dribbled dowm my chin.'

by Erect Shaft January 30, 2006

pink popsicle

During anal sex that is too tight, the lining of the rectum turns inside-out.

Josh Hadley, try though he may, could not reverse his girlfriend's pink popsicle...damnit.

by hteb May 13, 2005

meat popsicle

the male genetalia (slang)

"I was so bored in class that I whipped out my meat popsicle and started jerking off. I got a detention."

by D GuZ January 26, 2004

Let's blow this popsicle stand!

A pornographic study of sex in the Ice Cream Industry. The original was created in 1986 by Wanker Productions. To date, there have been 43 sequels.

While Keith was preoccupied watching "Lets blow this popsicle stand! Volume 32". Mark executed a perfect Cincinatti Surprise. WHAT A MESS!!!

by Monty December 10, 2003

popsicle mustache

When one proceeds to fellate a man w/ over grown pubes. Once she/he has taken the dick far enough into the back of her/his throat, her/his mouth will be right on the overgrown pubic hairs, resembling a mustache.

Dude - you know I don't give a shit about my ball-fro, so when I shoved my dick down Abby's throat, that bitch had a popsicle mustache!

by Hot Jizz March 10, 2014

Popsicle

A cold, icy hearted person.

"Jessica didn't even care about her mother's passing, she is such a popsicle!"

"The group of people didn't even show any emotion or reacted to the person who just jumped off the bridge in front of them; what a bunch of popsicles!"

by AstroRat June 2, 2018

Popsocked

Basically to get shot in head

he got Popsocked

by SlimDicky August 14, 2018